Two weird-ass peas in a pod:   Christianity and statutes of limitation.   Me, I'm not the forgiving kind,  this is blather, but since we're jamming...  Jeffrey Epstein.   What a shitty topic of discussion.   I know everyone is about to puke about the Epstein files, which many people are accused of sandbagging, holy jesus, to protect the guilty.   The two campers, one spiritual (e.g. Jesus), the other secular (adjudication), among the vast shitload of whats and wherefores, exist in the first place to enable everyone good, bad or indifferent to go forward with their shitty, shit eating little lousy lives.   The statute of limitations for some civil rights violations is two years, but there are other stories on that.   Could be five years for burglary or other felonious bullshit.  Depends what you steal.  

I'm gonna' bing forward here in suggesting maybe everyone should forget the Epstein affair, and maybe admit that it could be impossible to prosecute the scumbags Epstein showed a good time.  Resources could be redirected to finding and prosecuting other creeps and perverts.   I think, after a time frame expires, it's a waste to continue chasing larks and herrings while kingfish continue to rule in secrecy.  Everyone is focused on Epstein while ignoring the gestalt of global pervert creeps and assholes of the universe

.    In other words, catch creeps who are doing it now.  Don't waste time and money chasing old crimes.  Go after the big bastards who are active now, and who can be caught and prosecuted.  Epstein' dead, his cronies who may have gotten away with sex crimes, let's hope they shit them selves in terror.  If so, I'm glad.  Logically, is does the rest of humanity no good to remain angry with Jeffrey, Ghislane, Bills Gates and Clinton, Alans Dershowitz and Woody.  This essay is going to shit as I compose it.  Fuck.  

Make like Jesus, and forgive assholes (sinners) much as you might want other nice people to do for you, like cut your poor miserable ass a break.  You probably did shitty things.  But I wouldn't know about that, in specifics.  I don't know what shit you pulled in the past.  Why dwell on ugly sad crapola?   Be blissful.  

A statute of limitation means people can quit looking over their shoulder after they did some chickenshit illegal thing.  Authorities have a specified, finite time frames in which to play Dick Tracy, catch the prick, and throw his/her ass in prison, where assholes fucking belong.  And John Q Public can just as well choose a jig saw puzzle and some drugs.  Don't think about shit that no longer matters.

 Let's think, friends.  Let's think about how the No Kings protest could be all wrong.  What if a monarchy beats holy fuck out of the current American two party fuck up?  It can.  It's less confusing.  People comply with the king, and that includes being civil towards fellow peons like your penniless, slavish self.  Let me explain why you might like it.

There existed a kingdom somewhere near Romania.   It was a cheesy regional kingdom, that's why no one heard of it.    My people hail from that shithole that will someday be thanked for its good sense in disbanding.   It had a good run. Our King Bongfarts was humane, tolerant and open to new ideas.  Everything was great.  Anyone, sane or nuts, smart or a shithead, was allowed to walk right up to King Bongfarts and suggest to him ways to make life better.  Bongfarts listened, and life became so unbearably enjoyable, so insufferably utopian, that no one noticed a certain miserable sad MF.   Out of sheer envy, that jerk hurt King Bongfarts, and soon the region devolved into a democracy.  Now it sucks.  The end.

As long as everyone is in a comparable, equivalent  different-but-similar emotional free fall it's a groovy-ass time to pose a question or two.  About the recent 'No Kings' protest.   How the fuck does everyone know that choosing a king, and complying with the asshole religiously, isn't the most beneficial thing that could happen,  with all the light/years and galaxies above and around farting in hope right now?

The American two party system isn't working too goddam well.    Animosity among common chicken-minded voters, Dem and GOP, has reached such a toxic level that neither party can function its peachiest. 

Dems have had only one strategy since 2016, to oppose Trump and everything he does.  Understandable, but Dems haven't presented alternatives, or built the economy independent of the GOP, which, if there are libertarians out there, is said to be cool about democracies:  people can be productive independent of the president and congress.   In a free market economy.  It is the Dems that demand the federal government provide for them.  

A kingdom might be simpler.   Think how that can stream line an agenda.   Or how it can secure a supply line of food, H20 and common consumer goods that we all eat, shit and wash our clothing and ass in.

Whatever this shit sounds like, I am a progressive libertarian.   What did the No Kings protest do for women?  For feminists.  Nobody said word one about women's reproductive freedoms, some of which were lost to the Supreme Court.  The Roe v Wade reversal.   Did the No Kings protest restore those freedoms? No.  The health care systems sucks assholes.  Did No Kings demand anything, specific, from Trump?  No.  No one said,  "Hey Trump, I demand socialized health care in the European model, not the stupid, criminal chickenshit model the Dems produced way back when, but let's not talk about that.  The No Kings protest did nothing to secure health care for everyone in the US.  Maybe we need to hire a king to get that achieved.

Who gives a flying fuck?  President: asshole.   Politburo:  assholes.  Congress: assholes.   Let's hire a king, and treat the jerk like one.  Just for the fuck of it.  Thanks for reading.

 Did you ever wish everyone could take a Quaalude and wake up someplace nicer?    

 Hot damn!  This is dreadful.   The Rob Reiner double homicide.  Tsk.   I'm watching a stupid quazi-news and info program about Nick, family annihilator.    

Personalities are debating how Nick and nut/murderers should be adjudicated, treated for illness, and kept from killing moms and pops.   It's possible, rotund healthy maybe-like, if young Nick had been lobotomized after his umpteenth psychiatric freak-off he wouln't have killed the mums and dads Nick Xed.    Zzzzzzzzip!

There are long acting medical needle drugs, like prolixin, that keep violent loonies calm and free of aggression for weeks or months at stretch.   No need to make sure the jerk took pills as prescribed each day.  He get the shot on schedule, and maybe he won't kill.

Team Reisner right here is rooting for lobotomy.    This is because there are so fucking many dangerous assholes out there, and no good way to confine or medicate the jerks.  Another answer to the Nick Reiners of the world is confinement in state hospitals, locked up, long as necessary, maybe till the end of crazy time. 

 Holy shit, this is awful but I'm watching youtube shows again.  What if it's an elaborate hoax.  It's a surprise party, the joke's on everyone, the FBI is in on it, so's everyone celebrity or near enough to it.  Common stupid, emotional, meddlesome television viewers, overweight and infirm are on pins and needles wondering what happened to Nancy.  

I'm making all this up, it's happy horseshit and nothing else.  What if they all have Nancy holed up in suite in Trump Tower, Trump's in on the joke.  The cast of the Today Show is in on it.  Hoda will pretend to search for Nancy, it will be like hide and seek for adults, and then...surprise...Nancy is a live, the FBI was pleased to waste money on the hoax, Trump liked the idea because it's fun, has glitz, people buy tickets of anything.

Maybe it's a hoax.  This could be real fun.   

Mummery

 I mummerate.   Flail.  Gesticulate the way swarthy ethnic people  do. I perform acts of mummery.    One must when slinging hash on the least popular of subjects, in his moment, a major scumbag, criminal, pervert, pedo, and asshole of the universe, Jeffrey Epstein.     In spitting this out I expectorate zero tolerance for creeps and perverts, but need to explain that there have always been cults and civics groups, societies of geniuses, philanthropists, intellectuals, and everyone likes sex drugs and rock and roll.

Assholes like Epstein provide sex, drugs and rock and roll, caviar, stogies, also dip-shitty  alcoholic drinks with paper umbrellas in them.  Wealthy, powerful pigs like Chad Computer Genius and Mr. Big Dick Former President of the US, and they all enjoy hospitality such as Jeffrey provided them along with the digs to do what they do best, whatever BS that may be.    

Just examining possible ways to go forward absent of sex crime.  The fun and games can be a good thing.  Been thinking hospitality businesses could be a direction in grass roots politics, if you get my drift. The key  to cooperation is in providing sex, drugs and rock and roll.   Thanks for reading!