Bunny farts, my dear men and women who read this blog. Asked 'what's invisible and smells like carrots,' a wise man said, "Bunny farts." In many social strata human flatus is archly considered, likely enough when spoken of, and the more demonstrative sense manifests when a person walks into a room and lets rip a one hundred eighty decibel ear shattering fart.
In the 1950s all it took to create a media scandal was an appearance of a possible dalliance. It looked like two people were fucking without a license. Once the public tired of weak innuendos, it was necessary to get a person on film committing an abomination, any will do.
The most recent and long running curse was pedophilia, especially friends and other affines romping on what used to be Epstein's island. Sin city. Long before that story broke there had been a satanic panic that gave the world the McMartin case and other famous witch hunts. True crime shows reveled in ritual exposure and capture of perverts on the move. Chris Hansen was a new Sherlock Holmes. But now there's a whole new dance step: People are being investigated and prosecuted for having sex with animals.
I hate perverts and don't associate with sex offenders. I dislike witch hunts, too. Maybe John and Jane Q Public should mind its own fucking business and find productive ways of plodding to oblivion. No dog and cat molesters will ever be welcome in my private, law abiding nether world.
I am taking solace in observing people from a safe distance. Ecce Homo, if you don't mind me quoting a foreign phrase. I call it keeping farting distance away from possible antagonists, all billions of them. A person could count on prayer beads all the bases upon which people don't care for one another. OTOH, who's counting?






