Pardonez, sensitive people. This post is deliberately crude. It's art. An Art Form. Surely someone understands.

He's an ittsy bittsy, teeny weeny

Benito Mussolini

ittsy bittsy teeny weenie

wears a ridiculous beanie

tiny kundalini

(to the the tune of ittsy bittsy, teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini)

how do you feel about bikini bathing suits, ma'm?

it's fine, long as no anus hair is showing.  

her husband lowers his homberg to his waist in a supplicant gesture as he says, "I like seeing some pussy hairs stick out under the elastic band.  

the chorus sings:   anus hair....I seen my fair share... 

"pussy hair" the dancing old fool sings, the house band kicking in on the trumpets and trombone