Who ever you are, I've always told strangers what crap is playing Yahtzee in my head.   I feel as if I'm having sex with Blanch DuBois from the play Streetcar Named Desire.    The criminal charges against James Fucking Comey are damned interesting on a shitload of levels.

The supposed crime, publicizing numbers made of sea shells, like a little girl with sand bucket and creepy tin shovel.    Trump says it is a threat  made by the former FBI director, to put a pic on his web site of the numbers, in sea shells, like Little Miss Muffet,  numbers supposedly signifying with the number 86 that harm is intended, and the 47 part indicates Trump.  That's the basis for the criminal charge, or it's some of it.  

I like to roll handfuls of dice and make up bullshit about what the dots mean.   

Off the top this could appear to be egregious on the part of Trump.   The sea shells in sand on a beach could be a harmless expression of disdain for the president.   And, Trump may have a reason to go zero tolerance on Comey because Comey is expected to have better than average judgment, even when retired. 

 He holds top secret info, has worked with people capable of legal and criminal violence.   Capricious or impulsive behavior on the part of a retired FBI director could be construed to be extremely dangerous.  And undignified.   What kind of people code messages in sea shells?   Fairy maidens and former FBI directors with possible serious character problems.   No matter what the creep intended, there is reason to take action against dangerous jerks.  People who don't support Trump, and people who do, could agree like Welcome Wagon in Western Valhalla on one thing...no one needs goofy people in the top slot of the FBI.