I feel dreadful about a sick joke that came to mind. I thought of it myself, only with help from entertainment news on television, and it has to do with disgraced comedian Bill Cosby. The joke is: If he is prosecuted for rape, his lawyer will use the Fat Albert Defence. Hey, hey, hey, love to play tackle. There you go, another tasteless, insensitive joke. And I helped.
It would help more if one of my small business concepts worked out. On another light note, I'm still interested in teaching demonstrating and selling products relevant to knife and ax throwing. It's a real and fun sport. The Northside is a perfect place to do it, with it's golconda of vacant lots. It's like a forty square mile golf course, damn near free of charge for the use of the land. I've been chucking blades and axes in the lot behind the house here for the last eighteen years, always happy as a clam at high tide.
So here's my pitch: Feel free to contact me by e-mail at email@example.com if you would like start collecting throwing knives. Think of me as your go-to guy, sales and service with a smile. My collection rules.