Sunday, September 1, 2019

fiction series...


It ended before the dot com fuck up of the late 1990s.    There was this bunch of grizzled desperate former local throbs running open  mic night Saturdays at a bar off Carson Street.   A shit  hole.   

Me too, I was a another travelling desperate jerk off who had nothing better to do than try pulling fame out of the sewer with a Ronco Pocket Fisherman.   This hurt me.  I was an outsider.    An interloper.   The rest of the show tune mavens knew each other since pre-Vietnam.   All you had to do back then was conspire to dodge the draft at age nine to form life long, valuable platonic kinships.    I didn't have that luxury.     I grew up in a jerk water shit hole a hundred miles north.    People were Quaker-like, compared to where the music was in slummy Pittsburgh.   I had adjusting to do. 


Your truly was a lucky shining star for being eligible for the draft, and didn't get called.   Nothing works out better than that.   Frankie was in the state side army through the war, Mikey was an illegal alien, so he got out of it all together, no fault, and naturally Lavoris had nothing to do with the military, no one was sore at her for any of it.   There was a lot of grumbling, from the 1960s through the late 90s.  

Here's where human relations with Sinsemelia Jones was a problem.   He did close work in Cambodia, so even book learning didn't fully eradicate some deep recondite hostilities.   He didn't hate people, like me, for not going.   But the fact remained he had his singing career stalled gruesomely, while frivolous jerk offs stayed in their communes and played protest shit.     Here's where two more or less comrades have to live with a sweating, viscous interpersonal grudge.   I can be a diplomatic little motherfuck.

Social work.   Assholes everywhere should be doing more of it.   I spent a little extra time admiring his tripple humbucker famous person electric guitar, and aknowleged that my import copy of it was shit, shit compared to what he had.   We both knew that, though.   He appreciated what I was doing.





fiction...


Lots of people push or throw their spouse, friend or rival down a couple flights of stairs.   But when Sinsemelia Jones did it, he picked the person up and aimed.   If you ever threw paper wads in junior high, this was like a person carroming inside a waste receptable, right beside teacher's desk.   People didn't refer these things to the police.   Worse run down stairs if you snitch.  


Once people come to terms with stardust, they are no longer bound to maturity.    It's intrical to Broadway show tunes.    Lavoris crackman is pure stardust, which is why no one tries to fuck with her, Mikey would visit, but people would hate any bastard who was wrong towards Lavoris.    Rare woman that looks radiant with a bullet hole in her prominent chin.    She was shot in the face, and it had no negative effect on her singing.    The lord proves facts in some fucked up ways.  

We all had more or less some degree of stardust in us.   Everyone has to slap people around sometimes, unless there's a case of total stardust, such as Lavoris.    In descending order, Frankie Primavera has it, yet he takes shit off of Mikey Mumbawumba, the more dangerous of the two.   I take shit off of Frankie for the same reason, and keep as far stage left of Mikey as possible.    If either one of them say it's my fault the evening program, like the Show Boat meddlies we presented together, wasn't fab,  it's on me, just like it really was my fault.   Like I'm going to tell Mikey he's lagging on the coda progressions.