Remember how men didn't always have to have good teeth? It's a fact that doesn't charge right up at you, like a banana spider, but physical beauty has become requisite to appear on television, especially on news programs, since news isn't all that interesting by itself. Back when I was knee high to a grasshopper, they still had fat ugly men reporting news on television. Short, squat bald men with nose hair in garlands in front of sagging, sweating snarling upper lips. This was when a man's paunch was on his lap, in front of him, far in advance of his slack chin, where mass belongs. Good posture and a trim physique is Satan's cedar closet.
As in mainstream television media. It's pretty boy and party girl news anchors, every pert, trending, morally amoebic one them, that are the cause of all the mass homicides, like the most recent, this time a love sick pretty boy who didn't get kissed, and did perform a massacre, with full metal jacket selfie to his own head area, like to prove he doesn't play favorites in his critique of human kind. His manifesto was over a hundred twenty pages. Such a waste. He could have been doing skits for Law and Order. Bet he would have been willing to work for below union scale.
But the handsome news people on the tube aired people in purple passion, speaking out, yelling, crying, begging, beseeching and pontificating in between shots of the killer and his victims, with gossip column candy news about the perp's private life. The prick gets to be famous and important, even if everyone is mad at him and at the NRA, Ted Nugent, Charlton Heston and Randolf Scott, who of all people, should be forgiven because he was a closeted gay who probably hated violence.
There would be less of the type of homicide if the news stopped putting it's thousand pretty faces on the matter. Hideous reporters only. Hunchbacks, maximum height under five foot one, no firm chiselled jaws, abs, buttocks and for fuck sake, no good hair. Greasy come-overs only, men. It's your homely job to stop the insanity! Peace and public safety is just an ugly duckling away.
As in mainstream television media. It's pretty boy and party girl news anchors, every pert, trending, morally amoebic one them, that are the cause of all the mass homicides, like the most recent, this time a love sick pretty boy who didn't get kissed, and did perform a massacre, with full metal jacket selfie to his own head area, like to prove he doesn't play favorites in his critique of human kind. His manifesto was over a hundred twenty pages. Such a waste. He could have been doing skits for Law and Order. Bet he would have been willing to work for below union scale.
But the handsome news people on the tube aired people in purple passion, speaking out, yelling, crying, begging, beseeching and pontificating in between shots of the killer and his victims, with gossip column candy news about the perp's private life. The prick gets to be famous and important, even if everyone is mad at him and at the NRA, Ted Nugent, Charlton Heston and Randolf Scott, who of all people, should be forgiven because he was a closeted gay who probably hated violence.
There would be less of the type of homicide if the news stopped putting it's thousand pretty faces on the matter. Hideous reporters only. Hunchbacks, maximum height under five foot one, no firm chiselled jaws, abs, buttocks and for fuck sake, no good hair. Greasy come-overs only, men. It's your homely job to stop the insanity! Peace and public safety is just an ugly duckling away.
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