...that's excellent, I think everyone should, considering (Kennedy intrigues, sun spots, gamma rays, the Jimmy Hoffa disappearance) a blanket human condition that could be described as 'hopelessly hinky.' World news has been teasing the limits of credibility.
A good conspiracy theory mitigates itself for entertainment value alone. If anyone got a big toe in the doorways to greater perception (not seeing this as too likely) that could end with one very, very special little blog entry or scientific paper, filed under 'not too fucking important, but the author is a clever piece of shit.' People concerned about possible globalist domination deserve a few seconds of attention between shock treatments and hair care appointments.
For today's complaint to God, Man and Nutritious Green Snacking Items, I despise the popular meme, "learning curve." People started using the term over a decade ago, and right away the phrase began consorting with words like 'cool' and 'awesome,' the way juvenile delinquents flick switchblades together. The phrase has the cult following that 'degrees of separation' had in 1990s.
To put the process of leaning on a curve, such as on a graph, rather than on a straight line, challenges the way in which people think and act. It suggests that nobody takes a direct course of action. One never hikes directly to the convenience store for a pack of smokes. He/she, for reasons beyond the ordinary, probably has to do something other than buy cigs. Any social interaction, positive (like saying 'hi' to a cute babe,) negative (e.g. some asshole screams 'get the fuck out of street, shithead,) has to be analyzed and factored into the simpler hope of smoking one's next Marlboro. Returning to the folly of basic human needs, the only thing the phrase 'learning curve' does add spice and mystery to anything bland and common.
Hopping for a moment on the word 'learning,' the phrase 'learning curve' may be political sabotage at it's most syphlitic. The 'curve' could mean that no matter what an individual learns, he/she will ultimately crash and burn. If, on the other hand, little Bob or Mary was learning in a plain linear model, he/she might live and work in a continuum of forward motion and ongoing purpose. The path to discovery and to invention is not curved. It's straight. Like John Fucking Wayne, in a fucking stupid cowboy flick. "Learning Curve" is a psycho-linguistic monkey wrench flung into big, greasy indexing cogs and cables. Bastards from the Illuminati are fucking with everyone's head.
There is no such thing as a learning curve. A groovy complex of straight lines far better graphs human achievement and status. As usual, it isn't good enough to demand people stop saying 'learning curve.' People may stop saying it, but the worse problem remains: people who liked saying it, back when it was still seemingly cool. There is a human element in society that gives me a royal pain in the ass. Nothing can be done about them. There will always be annoying people who latch onto stupid fucking memes. I'll settle down.
A good conspiracy theory mitigates itself for entertainment value alone. If anyone got a big toe in the doorways to greater perception (not seeing this as too likely) that could end with one very, very special little blog entry or scientific paper, filed under 'not too fucking important, but the author is a clever piece of shit.' People concerned about possible globalist domination deserve a few seconds of attention between shock treatments and hair care appointments.
For today's complaint to God, Man and Nutritious Green Snacking Items, I despise the popular meme, "learning curve." People started using the term over a decade ago, and right away the phrase began consorting with words like 'cool' and 'awesome,' the way juvenile delinquents flick switchblades together. The phrase has the cult following that 'degrees of separation' had in 1990s.
To put the process of leaning on a curve, such as on a graph, rather than on a straight line, challenges the way in which people think and act. It suggests that nobody takes a direct course of action. One never hikes directly to the convenience store for a pack of smokes. He/she, for reasons beyond the ordinary, probably has to do something other than buy cigs. Any social interaction, positive (like saying 'hi' to a cute babe,) negative (e.g. some asshole screams 'get the fuck out of street, shithead,) has to be analyzed and factored into the simpler hope of smoking one's next Marlboro. Returning to the folly of basic human needs, the only thing the phrase 'learning curve' does add spice and mystery to anything bland and common.
Hopping for a moment on the word 'learning,' the phrase 'learning curve' may be political sabotage at it's most syphlitic. The 'curve' could mean that no matter what an individual learns, he/she will ultimately crash and burn. If, on the other hand, little Bob or Mary was learning in a plain linear model, he/she might live and work in a continuum of forward motion and ongoing purpose. The path to discovery and to invention is not curved. It's straight. Like John Fucking Wayne, in a fucking stupid cowboy flick. "Learning Curve" is a psycho-linguistic monkey wrench flung into big, greasy indexing cogs and cables. Bastards from the Illuminati are fucking with everyone's head.
There is no such thing as a learning curve. A groovy complex of straight lines far better graphs human achievement and status. As usual, it isn't good enough to demand people stop saying 'learning curve.' People may stop saying it, but the worse problem remains: people who liked saying it, back when it was still seemingly cool. There is a human element in society that gives me a royal pain in the ass. Nothing can be done about them. There will always be annoying people who latch onto stupid fucking memes. I'll settle down.
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