Why do mainstream news reporters need to be attractive? Isn't it enough to get the news? Might our piggy American minds be getting cognitive diabetes from watching too fucking much eye candy?
Back in the day, news anchors of both genders had large hairy moles and long nostril hairs. Some had the Hanging Gardens of Babylon growing out of their old, gnarled ears. People were homely, yet more wholesome and better informed than newspeople of now. I'm resisting trends, like a motherfucker. Please fucking watch my latest video presentation, posted on youtube under my nom de plume. I'm ugly, ill informed and fucking proud. Watch the video.