Shopping for bargains

 

Still sweating like a pig from running errands on the bicycle, there's more news to report re: Dollar Tree stores. I'd mentioned before the advanced, munificent medicine aisle. You can get a home pregnancy test for a buck, but I just noticed they also sell an 'ovulation prognosticator.' Zowie. There's a mystique to that.

Sounds like something Nostradamus used to determine ascendancy, or Magellan might have used it to decide how many cases of Trojans he needed for his voyages on ship. It's hard enough for an ancient mariner to decide un-lubricated or whale oil. Especially true when you're hunting Moby Dick. But returning to Dollar Tree, they sell diaper rash ointment, too, so they got everything covered. Great place. I shop there.