Do you know why people are making chipped ham out of each other with big, lurid weapons?  It's because of digital sound.  Alarms.  Artificial warning signs.  Series' (plural) of annoying beeps to alert people a cement mixer truck is about to puke wet cement into a plywood form, and stupid pedestrians need to stay the fuck out of the cement and quit sticking their stubby moronic fingers in it.   Quit writing your names in other people's wet cement!  Then the cement people wouldn't have to annoy everyone with their beeping.

I've been using the same sixteen inch gong for thirty years.   Gongs are a great way to get people's attention. It sounds natural.   

Don't beep.  Gong.  Thanks for reading.