I may be a little man, but I fart like a polar bear.

 This post is complete BS.   I'm the founding member of Shitfart Galleries.   I'm going to show paintings painted by painters who fart, loudly, unpredictably and happily.   Art appreciators are welcome to come fart with the artists and  me.   I like to fart, loudly, with strangers, who are farters waiting to make more friends who paint paintings and fart. 

I  need people to understand me.   There is no relationship between art objects and flatulence.  The two integers stand alone and mute among what  Shitfart Galleries are, philosophically.  
Art lovers are free, encouraged, in some cases, for extra-ordinary shit, paid to break wind.   I shall install turbine generators that make malodorous free electricity.   Everyone should fart for lower utility costs.  But it's more than that.   We have feelings

I feel better farting!

 

 

No disrespect, people did their best  by joining the No Kings protests.  I'm still advising it is safer and more beneficial not to protest in public, for safety reasons.   Too many violent buttholes out there.  Sorry not to be with the program.

With SNAP benefits at  risk, a vital federal food program, Dems may consider offering consessions to appease the GOP Party.  Of course that will suck for lots of people, but at this point people need to act on practical necessity.  Don't hassle the federal government, tone down protest, publicize peace and charity initiatives.   Dems need to be about peace and nonviolence, equal justice.  Peace.

Forcible Regression

People devolve in oh-so-many ways.   Genetically, as the worst people have enough children per violent criminal scum to offset the ratio of good people to bad ones, moving directly to massive and despicable.  En mass.  Socially, too, as they respond to economic buggery.  In that department it's less skill, more cluster B bullshit organic and learned in school.  

The West is declining as people compromise or abandon common ethics in favor of anything from immediate need to gala immense sadist glut, whether a free for all orgy,  a biker event or gang activity now.  Pigs, rich, median income level, and poor.   No philanthropists, only role playing douche bags with money.  No identity among civilized, peaceful individuals, and no regard for civil rights.   Might makes right.  And a chickenshitty town. Here.  

Unibomber was an asshole and a loser, but was right about one or two minor goddam things. He was still an idiot.

Science is the answer to all problems.   It's the new plastic Jesus on the dashboard.  Scientists are infallible. The new dogma holds, like part of the body.

Scientists are not infallible.   Some are incompetent.  Or a pig.  Or an asshole.  But people are placing para-religious faith in science and history to validate progressive agendas, all trillion of them.  Scientists make poisons and weapons and experiment on people, as in MK Ultra, and Nazi science fairs of WW2.  The new blind faith that  para-barbarians hold in science is keeping people soft, angry, reactionary and stupid.   There is a method in place by which stupid people can claim title to authority based on what is believed to be valid science.  

People are great for taking action in response to pseudo-science or common sophisticated hoax.  People are deceived by fuck near anyone, scientists and revisionist historians included.

Simplify.   Clone dead people who can provide some sort of role model for stupid helpless hoi-poloi.  It's what archaic religions did and still do, but people are supposed to be intellectually advanced beyond superstition and fairy tales. The federal governmnet should sponsor a program to clone Bing Crosby and Nat King Cole.

Of course I'm not stupid enough to think two singers...to the exclusion of all other...no..other people get to sing the assholes out, but on city buses, piped in free of fucking charge, Bing and Nat only.  It will keep morons relatively calm and orderly.  Maybe pleasant, but that's a lot to conjecture.

There is no other way of applying classical conditioning to thousands of urban morons who can't think for themselves.  Left to be as they are, they are a danger to themselves and society.  These assholes are allowed, encouraged to vote while owning the mind of an English speaking ape.  Classical conditioning, Bing and Nat method, only hope for people.   Only the true elite can handle free speech and free expression.  Barbarians must be controlled with music.   Over the fuck and out. 

 

Agenda time:

I demand justice for human rights violations at a Pennsylvania state university.   

The most pervasively hostile and discriminatory environment I ever dealt with was Edinboro University of Pennsylvania in the 1980s.   As a student I experienced ethnic intimidation perpetrated by students, faculty, administration, and town folk in what was at the time a rural small time college community.

I haven't hardly begun to write about experiences there.   Faculty will be discussed in gross detail.   Deviant and racist misconduct will be discussed at great length.     Gross dishonest and abusive behavior by administrators will come out.  One such traded drugs for sex with undergrads.   Faculty did, too.   

Incompetence and clinical personality disorders, substance problems, other failures by faculty and students will be discussed.   I will be soliciting corroboration far and wide.   Stay tuned.

 I abhor and wish to discourage bigotry against anyone.   Problem these days is people keeping using racial politics wrong, wrong, wrong.   These days calling a person racist is like saying the individual kidnapped the Lindbergh baby.   People have been posting on social media lists of terrible things individual voters are guilty of, by proxy, if they voted for you know who.  Most notably, anything red is called racist, no matter what's up. 

If something is overtly racist, call it out.   Using race to virtue signal is disgusting.   It's sometimes called the 'white savior  complex.   Well heeled white people have to entertain the fantasy that they, alone, are rescuing the poor and oppressed.   How childish.   Progressivism requires greater character and maturity to work to the good.  What ever has been happening, it's NFG.

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