Sunday, September 29, 2013

Secular Sunday Sermon


Why are people jack-offs about spirituality?   This angel is a stone-chilly athiest, but affirmative action is in full effect.  All human thought and feeling deserves the care of a buxom vivacious librarian.  Secular cherubs surround  those ideals of responsible beauty.

 Such as the infinite possiblities.  You can't fish metaphysics out of your half-gallon glass bowl with button hole thread and bent saftey pin.  Only a mile-long telescope will do.  All forms of worship get a write up in the blog soon I get a handle on what's up with all doggone wonderful seekers.

There appears to be an up-tick in cult activity, and I like that too.   What would religious practice be without the creative forces of a snake handler?   Quantum physics has a way of helping people groove on incorporeality, which even more conservative church groups seem to also groove on, though on a different plane.  I'll break bread with just about anyone.  It is a cornerstone of my personal faith that eats go down the hatch, no matter what caused Genesis.    For the brick and stained glass window set, there are even special allowances (no blasphemy or saying 'fuck') for extreme piety, mass hysteria, and, of course,  any and all religious experiences are fair game for a spirited group discussion.   Bleeding palms  are  a popular topic in the breakfast nook.

Most important of all, the power of metaphor has it's unifying effect. Picture a sixy foot tall flour sifter, the wire interior works whirring, the Great Earth Mother vigorously turning the crank, the fine powdered grain material, all kinds of it, in all consistencies, in all relations between life and the supernatural, being gently mixed and sorted.  It is confusing, yet necessary.  Affirmations.

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