Wednesday, April 30, 2014

more paint squirting re: Donnie and Stan Saga

Juan finished his set with the 70s classic song Having My Baby.  He sang the Anka song with all the heart he had put in it when singing it for paternity courts nation wide.  Much of his software engineering wages were lost to child support payments, yet his singing was pretty as it ever was.  You can't steal pulchritude, no matter how many kids it had out of wedlock.

The three songs Juan sung cemented his position as a comrade in the beach commune that inhaled Pacific Ocean germs and irritants.  He had no intention of stealing that Adam Levine guitar.  He had innocently pined only to make music with it, like the way the Maharishi Maheshyogi said 'unposessive love.'    Juan was a social beach crooner.  As he returned the instrument to Maria, an overgown horse shoe crab emerged, standing tall on scrawny hind legs, it's right fore arm held cross its bony, scaly green wet breast plates.

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