Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Fun with Middle East

Nigh on six thousand years ago, in Judea, there lived a highly advanced culture of Hebrew Americans.   The origins of Diet Coke trace back to this frenetic civilization.  Though not the first people to have a written language, they were the first to introduce a graduated pricing plan.   Not only was Jesus born in the region, Neil Diamond's and Shecky Green's chromosomes were there, gathering critical mass.  At present, Christians, Muslims and Jews all feel entitled to this  putative point of origin, which makes peace over there seem as likely as pleasure at the dentist's office.  This is no better or worse than daily life in the US or anywhere else, short of Colorado.  Look at all the crap we have to worry about.  Take note of shootings, bigotry, and mass incarceration.  And no one institutes  mind control better than our own Federal spooks.
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It's Bibi, over there, that has me feeling like Perry the Imp, secretly visiting, so to synchronize all the clocks on nuclear weapons.  If he's going to kick off WW3, it would be an awful shame for the fireworks to go off at the wrong time.  No one deserves to be disappointed on the 4th of July, and I'm not sure if I could live with a clumsy Armageddon.




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