Of course people are sick. No natural immunity. Soon as a new kind of illness comes to town and unloads it's smart leather valise over top mankind, everyone is sneezing and rushing to the emergency room, reporting to the doctors what's wrong. They get sick, because they are too fucking clean.
"Some filthy germ is invading my pristine, gorgeous body," the modern hygienic soul wails. "And it's so wrong," twits will continue. "When I keep my house and everything within a thousand yards of me completely sterile, using hot water, soap, and commercial disinfectants. I shower eighteen times a day, using body wash that is 98% bio-engineered, recombinant DNA that kills microorganisms, all of them, like Obama toying with his drones, and let's God sort them out. And now I have the flu."
It's so wrong. That's why I quit bathing as often as I used to, and I very rarely wash the dishes here. I don't sweep the floor. Trash piles up. Aging neglected unrefrigerated foods transform themselves from solid to ooze. The place is revolting, but I almost never get sick, because for the last hermetic, grimy twenty five years, I've been building up immunities by living in my own filth. People are stupid for washing dishes.
Don't clean. You won't get sick as much. You'll get used to it.
"Some filthy germ is invading my pristine, gorgeous body," the modern hygienic soul wails. "And it's so wrong," twits will continue. "When I keep my house and everything within a thousand yards of me completely sterile, using hot water, soap, and commercial disinfectants. I shower eighteen times a day, using body wash that is 98% bio-engineered, recombinant DNA that kills microorganisms, all of them, like Obama toying with his drones, and let's God sort them out. And now I have the flu."
It's so wrong. That's why I quit bathing as often as I used to, and I very rarely wash the dishes here. I don't sweep the floor. Trash piles up. Aging neglected unrefrigerated foods transform themselves from solid to ooze. The place is revolting, but I almost never get sick, because for the last hermetic, grimy twenty five years, I've been building up immunities by living in my own filth. People are stupid for washing dishes.
Don't clean. You won't get sick as much. You'll get used to it.
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