The Donald wins the election, and people are convulsing inward like a punctured jellyfish. The win is an opportunity. A basket of opportunity to flump your personal agendas inside out, shake out the bugs, and revitalize like a motherfucker. Re-contextualize, fuck it. Re-frame shit. Ask what it will take to get heavies like Steve Bannon to support your agenda. Hint: Don't talk like a pussy. Same agenda, no lisp. Tell fucking old Steve to let gay men kiss in public all the fuck they want.
Which brings us all, you, me, and visitors from outer space, the supernatural, leprechauns, to my agenda. Not that I'm one myself, but I'm putting a plug for the betterment of exhibitionism. Lot's of people, all genders, all creeds, like to flash their private parts on subways and in alleys. People beat the living shit out of exhibitionists sometimes. It's a rough and risky sexual orientation. I think exhibitionists should be included in the LBGT umbrella grouping. Everyone should be getting equal protection from harsh treatment. Especially geriatric age subway flashers. They're a dying breed. Like the Wahoe Indian.
Mr. Trump purports to care about American ideals, and I'm not about to prevent the incoming Prez from bowling all strikes in this ninth and tenth frame, in a bowling tournament with a long history of gutterballs. I support everyone's right to jerk off in theaters. A woman's right to flash twat will be respected. Bring back streaking. Nude protest rallies. Bra burning. I'm getting a chubby from just thinking about all the social progress.
Most important though, don't let the last election get you down. Look at me. I'm up.
Which brings us all, you, me, and visitors from outer space, the supernatural, leprechauns, to my agenda. Not that I'm one myself, but I'm putting a plug for the betterment of exhibitionism. Lot's of people, all genders, all creeds, like to flash their private parts on subways and in alleys. People beat the living shit out of exhibitionists sometimes. It's a rough and risky sexual orientation. I think exhibitionists should be included in the LBGT umbrella grouping. Everyone should be getting equal protection from harsh treatment. Especially geriatric age subway flashers. They're a dying breed. Like the Wahoe Indian.
Mr. Trump purports to care about American ideals, and I'm not about to prevent the incoming Prez from bowling all strikes in this ninth and tenth frame, in a bowling tournament with a long history of gutterballs. I support everyone's right to jerk off in theaters. A woman's right to flash twat will be respected. Bring back streaking. Nude protest rallies. Bra burning. I'm getting a chubby from just thinking about all the social progress.
Most important though, don't let the last election get you down. Look at me. I'm up.
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