Never mind the misery, crime and mass incarceration, we need to end the war on drugs because big pharma is running out of names for its opioids and addiction treatment meds. There's Narcan, the shit that stops people from croaking from too much skag. Suboxone is used to manage the jonesing and other withdrawl symptoms common to drug addicts.
I was riding the bus when I saw a poster advertising a paid clinical drug trial for people addicted to opioids. Have you tried Bunavail? I haven't. It's really a medication, and it's name is really 'Bunavail,' like a compound word for a drug-addicted prostitute of either gender. It sounds like it's given to people who sell their ass for a fix. Maybe patients have to take it up the ass to receive Bunavail. I think modern medicine is run by horny doctors. People have to avail their buns or no more oxycontin. Buprenorphine for you? Bend over, Champ.
Anything that cuts the cost of medical care is fine. If you need any kind of medical care at all, just let your care professionals fuck you up the ass. Small price to pay for health care. Insurance doesn't pay for it, just let the doctor have his fun with you.
I was riding the bus when I saw a poster advertising a paid clinical drug trial for people addicted to opioids. Have you tried Bunavail? I haven't. It's really a medication, and it's name is really 'Bunavail,' like a compound word for a drug-addicted prostitute of either gender. It sounds like it's given to people who sell their ass for a fix. Maybe patients have to take it up the ass to receive Bunavail. I think modern medicine is run by horny doctors. People have to avail their buns or no more oxycontin. Buprenorphine for you? Bend over, Champ.
Anything that cuts the cost of medical care is fine. If you need any kind of medical care at all, just let your care professionals fuck you up the ass. Small price to pay for health care. Insurance doesn't pay for it, just let the doctor have his fun with you.
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