I took a picture of some of the healing crystals I’ve been buying lately.   Differing types of quarts, agate, hematite, and whatever else cures everything from hangnail to decapitation.  Germs fuck off at the sight of green aventurine.   Healing crystals communicate with germs and pathogens.  They say to them, “You get your ass the fuck out of here, asshole.”

RSV germs, they listen, and fuck off.   All strains of N1H1 shit themselves with remorse and fear when you walk towards them wearing  amethyst.  

Antibiotics are  fine for common mortals who have no power over illness.  But how fucking stupid to subsume the supernatural.   Was the Spanish Inquisition some pussy’s idea of a prank?  Or… are people serious about their superstitions?   Ever watch a Tarzan movie?  Remember Jerry Falwell, Jim and Tammy Baker…    Healing crystals.   Only the inferior take pharmaceuticals.