Thursday, February 15, 2024


 


Folks of all stripes and feathers differ in their opinions on Vlad the Impaler.  Considered by some to have been a vicious sadist, or maybe a common megolomaniac in the imaginations of people, people like me, who have a  habit of ratiocinating.   I can't help it.  I am a ratiocinating fool.    And it may be important and necessary to compare differing interpretations of similar what-the-fuck-evers. There are I.Q. tests to see who the fuck can deal like a champ with analogies.   Me.  Huckleberry.  It's an initiative to achieve greater understanding of what the fuck ever.


 Divination is just such an initiative, by Jove.   It's a job for we metaphoric fuckers.   Fuck me for interloping, but it could be said that fucking Watson and fucking Crick discovered the ass-humping DNA molecule by process of divination.  Of a search.  Their search for what ever,  hot, like a pack of trained dogs, on finding the origin, the processes all trillion of them, that make plants, animals and us what they fuck it all fucking is.   The scientific methods, naturally, a fuck load of the goddam things.    I'm canine in a similar, comparative way, in coming to grips of Vlad the Impaler.  There is a golconda of things analogous to Vlad.


Let's not get off on the wrong sharpened pole.  We all know people have more in common than not.  This is a pop unifying principle whipped out virtually everywhere in feeble attempts at making life better than it is.   Here we have Watson, Crick and Vlad the Impaler, all compared to one another, and to the remaining billions of smiling, farting stupid Earthlings.    The limitless capacities held by great people are as prone to ruckus same as is life for dim, low, drooling morons.  I wish to extend reasonable thought to Vlad's way of dealing the chickenshit lousy people.   In some regards, in not all, he appears to have made a wise decision in becoming an impaler.  Thanks for reading.


Maybe all megolomaniacs, modern ones, too, are Vlad in sheep's clothing.   Gates.   Musk.   Bernie Madoff,   But let's limit chat to deterrent tactics.  Of interest here:  leaving dozens of poor dead souls run through and gruesomely suspended from long young saplings, cut and shaved for making a gruesome spectacle.  It scares the living shit out of trespassers, sabateurs, foreign meddlers, and most all all, any disrespectful classless piece of shit who annoys people.  Vlad had the right idea about people.  They are shitty.  Thanks for reading.

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