Honest to fuck, I truly wish not to be a blowhard or pompous, sanctimonious asshole.  I wish not to be a Bible thumping asshole, with equal conviction  "Why bring it up, then, asshole," I would forgive you for asking right now.    Why now?    Why that stuff?  There's  this quote from the Bible that has been doing what slogans and platitudes are hoped to do.   It's is a quotation from the Bible that shoved a hot pepper up my ass, forever.   "How terrible is wisdom when it brings no profit to the wise."

It's a teasing sentiment.   It could mean, "it sucks being you."   Or, there is no hope for the future because stupid, greedy, lazy, recalcitrant people pissed the future away.   Some assholes are aware that there may be a direct relationship, both directions, better or worse, between common ethics and the quality of life.  Theists are known to see a direct correlation between sin and poverty. or between morals and prosperity, especially in the long term.  This is one of many minnows swimming in aquatic conservative thought.   

I grew up among thinking, free market  intellectuals.  This beefaroonie right here has to do with the way grass roots politics doomed itself with  excess hostility and contention.   Submission to trending mass stupidity, also.   Failure to resolve.   Failure to keep the peace.  When Trump was president, Dems were determined to get his fat ass out of office  by any means possible, honest or no.  Groovy.   Now, at grassroots level, voters have nothing left to work with.   Easy to destroy, hard to rebuild.  It's another basis for conservative thought.  Dems should have sought common ground with GOP voters and should have kept the subject of basic rights alive.  As it all went down, Dems got Trump out of office, and lost reproductive freedoms to the asshole currently anti-abortion Supreme Court.  How terrible is wisdom, knowing the voting public is too short sighted and shitty, too dishonest, too, to sustain both ethics and and civil rights.    

In the 1960s liberal intellectuals were rigorous thinkers.  Not fucking lately.  Back then people applied free market economics to the task of advancing human rights.   The small business owner can form political action committees.  To help.  To give back.   To establish charity and education.   With money earned in business and industry.    "Back in the day,"  the United States was in a vicious cycle of success.  So advanced of the political left to put an end to it all.   Thanks, assholes.

 

 Come next election voters will choose between  two clear plastic bags of formaldehyde.

"Well preserved" is an enjoyable and out-moded way of saying a person is over the hill and not a total embarrassment, yet.   

It would have been the thing for Democrats and GOPs to coalesce against the Federal Reserve a few decades ago.   Too bad voters  were busy getting 45 out of office while the banking biz was puking all over the poor.  Raising interest rates to reverse inflation.  It's your fault people are homeless.  Returning to the DT...    Not saying he's a  prince.  I don't vote GOP, but my loyalty to the Democrat Party feels, right now, like a bulging inflamed carbuncle.  On the ass.   All politicians remind me of a festered ingrown hair.  That's not attractive.

I don't support Trump, never did.   It was a waste of time  explaining to people there were more important things  than getting Trump when he was first 'in' and then 'out' of The White Rabbit Hole.  The disposition of real estate, e.g. affordable housing should have been front burner, and wasn't on the  Big Hot Amana Stove Of Middle Class Goodness.  The voting public is a danger to its goddam self.   

 

I divorced myself from humankind decades ago.  I am not a person.  At the moment, I am a rabbit.  A big one.   135 pounds.  I wonder if rabbits are well hung?   I should have looked into that before performing Santeria this morning.   No matter.  Peace.  Joy. Health.   Love.  Try to get you some.  I gonna' try ta' get some too.   Far Fucking Out.

I'm a man and I'm going to have my baby. You don't have to shove Roe v Wade up my ass. I'm a man and I'm knocked up.

 I'm a man, and contractions are coming two minutes apart.    Male pregnancies.   I'm doing one right now, and am asking people I haven't seen in years, or never met at all off the internet, if they would kindly pool resources.   We all benefit in the long run from people who are having babies.    Males, especially.   Babies born out of men.   It is widely believed God is cool with this.    If you have a few spare million bucks, please cut me and my fetus a bountiful trust fund.

Let me clarify.  I'm a man, I'm knocked up and facing an anal breech birth.   the little one is still growing inside, up my ass, perfectly normal for a male pregnancy.  Except for the breech birth position.  That's going to hurt.

Women are invited over for play date.  Bring your brats.  I am in no way hostile or discriminatory towards women who had babies twat-wise, after banging the hubby.  That's fine.  But could people please stop lying?   Men can impregnate themselves.  Men, me included, are hermaphrodites, and few are ready to come out of the closet, shoot jizz up their ass, and contribute to over-population.   

Maybe it's time we all fess up: vaginal sex is a pain in the ass, and men achieve pregnancy all on their own by pumping sperm butt-wise.  

Gentlemen, all any of you need to do is jerk off into a turkey baster, shove the small end up you ass and give a jaunty squeeze on the rubber bulb at the end.

people are always searching for a reason to shove things up people's ass.  I've identified the Jungian origin of proctology.   The myth of the ruby studded sigmoidoscope.  You can find literature on that.  The ruby studded butt-scope.   Some shitty where under the rainbow.  

3 18 2024

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