Friday, October 31, 2025

 Hello everyone, Trump is a swine, I don't support the SOB, I don't support politicians, and I feel like vomiting at the thought of our asshole two party system which no one is any longer capable of navigating with any degree of ethics or honor.

Oh, hello again.   Here's the shit that's cooking upstairs:  I'm thinking there may be a plan to transition the US economy from a very fucked up service economy to a reasonably functioning consumer manufacturing economy.   Washing machines and lawn tractors.   Dinnerware made here and not in China or Pakistan.  Less people working in government and non-government agencies.  More factories.  Less dependence on government.   

I think Trump's plan for right now is to scare people off the welfare system and into what is hoped to become the new semi-skilled labor market.  The threat to cut SNAP benefits is like a dull Claymore sword swinging both directions at the poor folks.   If it works, people will be more willing, by necessity, to accept lower paying jobs than would be preferred.   This will stink for a lot of people, as the cost of housing is exorbitant and beyond the means of the working poor.   OTOH, if the fed subsidizes affordable housing programs and at state and city level the money isn't, like per normal, stolen or pissed away on BS, the United States could see a programatic shift from social economics (and corruption) to relatively honest, straight forward goods and services in a private, relatively free market economy.

The cost of real estate needs to go down.   The high cost of that shit has been crippling the economy, at household level, for decades now.   Pittsburgh used to be affordable, now it's over-priced and hostile.  Bad work on the part of leadership.   Tsk.    If there was a goal to work toward now, it's to achieve a low rent/low wage economy commensurate with consumer manufacturing business models.   Thanks for reading.


Come up and visit Bleeding Anus Vineyards


 

No secret about wine.  'in vino veritas.'  No liars.  Only the truth when winos guzzle wine.  

 Hi.  I'm Jolly Bruce, vintner, and I grow grapes that smell like shit.  They have to, for the wine to be authentic.  Wine lovers hate mendacity.  I could blow chunks  thinking about anyone breaking with tradition.   My people mixed shitty vino for ages now.  Why change?

Buy your ass a case of Colon Cancer Reserve.   It's white wine.   Fucking near Gewertztraminer, but it has pigeon shit floating in it like a colloidal suspension.    It's customary to drink around the droppings, as we say on the Continent.   People over there are so much better than stupid assholes here.  

Americans are hopeless barbarians living off the charity of delusional progressives, while an old guard of conservative people plan outright annihilation of non-sentient ugly peons.   Blue bloods only.    Enjoying case after case of wine from Bleeding Anus Vineyards.





Monday, October 27, 2025

I may be a little man, but I fart like a polar bear.

 This post is complete BS.   I'm the founding member of Shitfart Galleries.   I'm going to show paintings painted by painters who fart, loudly, unpredictably and happily.   Art appreciators are welcome to come fart with the artists and  me.   I like to fart, loudly, with strangers, who are farters waiting to make more friends who paint paintings and fart. 

I  need people to understand me.   There is no relationship between art objects and flatulence.  The two integers stand alone and mute among what  Shitfart Galleries are, philosophically.  
Art lovers are free, encouraged, in some cases, for extra-ordinary shit, paid to break wind.   I shall install turbine generators that make malodorous free electricity.   Everyone should fart for lower utility costs.  But it's more than that.   We have feelings

I feel better farting!




 

Monday, October 20, 2025

 



No disrespect, people did their best  by joining the No Kings protests.  I'm still advising it is safer and more beneficial not to protest in public, for safety reasons.   Too many violent buttholes out there.  Sorry not to be with the program.


With SNAP benefits at  risk, a vital federal food program, Dems may consider offering consessions to appease the GOP Party.  Of course that will suck for lots of people, but at this point people need to act on practical necessity.  Don't hassle the federal government, tone down protest, publicize peace and charity initiatives.   Dems need to be about peace and nonviolence, equal justice.  Peace.

Sunday, October 19, 2025

Forcible Regression

People devolve in oh-so-many ways.   Genetically, as the worst people have enough children per violent criminal scum to offset the ratio of good people to bad ones, moving directly to massive and despicable.  En mass.  Socially, too, as they respond to economic buggery.  In that department it's less skill, more cluster B bullshit organic and learned in school.  

The West is declining as people compromise or abandon common ethics in favor of anything from immediate need to gala immense sadist glut, whether a free for all orgy,  a biker event or gang activity now.  Pigs, rich, median income level, and poor.   No philanthropists, only role playing douche bags with money.  No identity among civilized, peaceful individuals, and no regard for civil rights.   Might makes right.  And a chickenshitty town. Here.  


Unibomber was an asshole and a loser, but was right about one or two minor goddam things. He was still an idiot.



Science is the answer to all problems.   It's the new plastic Jesus on the dashboard.  Scientists are infallible. The new dogma holds, like part of the body.

Scientists are not infallible.   Some are incompetent.  Or a pig.  Or an asshole.  But people are placing para-religious faith in science and history to validate progressive agendas, all trillion of them.  Scientists make poisons and weapons and experiment on people, as in MK Ultra, and Nazi science fairs of WW2.  The new blind faith that  para-barbarians hold in science is keeping people soft, angry, reactionary and stupid.   There is a method in place by which stupid people can claim title to authority based on what is believed to be valid science.  

People are great for taking action in response to pseudo-science or common sophisticated hoax.  People are deceived by fuck near anyone, scientists and revisionist historians included.

Simplify.   Clone dead people who can provide some sort of role model for stupid helpless hoi-poloi.  It's what archaic religions did and still do, but people are supposed to be intellectually advanced beyond superstition and fairy tales. The federal governmnet should sponsor a program to clone Bing Crosby and Nat King Cole.

Of course I'm not stupid enough to think two singers...to the exclusion of all other...no..other people get to sing the assholes out, but on city buses, piped in free of fucking charge, Bing and Nat only.  It will keep morons relatively calm and orderly.  Maybe pleasant, but that's a lot to conjecture.

There is no other way of applying classical conditioning to thousands of urban morons who can't think for themselves.  Left to be as they are, they are a danger to themselves and society.  These assholes are allowed, encouraged to vote while owning the mind of an English speaking ape.  Classical conditioning, Bing and Nat method, only hope for people.   Only the true elite can handle free speech and free expression.  Barbarians must be controlled with music.   Over the fuck and out. 





Friday, October 17, 2025

 



Agenda time:


I demand justice for human rights violations at a Pennsylvania state university.   

The most pervasively hostile and discriminatory environment I ever dealt with was Edinboro University of Pennsylvania in the 1980s.   As a student I experienced ethnic intimidation perpetrated by students, faculty, administration, and town folk in what was at the time a rural small time college community.


I haven't hardly begun to write about experiences there.   Faculty will be discussed in gross detail.   Deviant and racist misconduct will be discussed at great length.     Gross dishonest and abusive behavior by administrators will come out.  One such traded drugs for sex with undergrads.   Faculty did, too.   

Incompetence and clinical personality disorders, substance problems, other failures by faculty and students will be discussed.   I will be soliciting corroboration far and wide.   Stay tuned.


Monday, October 13, 2025

 I abhor and wish to discourage bigotry against anyone.   Problem these days is people keeping using racial politics wrong, wrong, wrong.   These days calling a person racist is like saying the individual kidnapped the Lindbergh baby.   People have been posting on social media lists of terrible things individual voters are guilty of, by proxy, if they voted for you know who.  Most notably, anything red is called racist, no matter what's up. 

If something is overtly racist, call it out.   Using race to virtue signal is disgusting.   It's sometimes called the 'white savior  complex.   Well heeled white people have to entertain the fantasy that they, alone, are rescuing the poor and oppressed.   How childish.   Progressivism requires greater character and maturity to work to the good.  What ever has been happening, it's NFG.


Sunday, October 12, 2025

Friday, October 10, 2025

 


Hombres, I don't know what you are into, but, me, I'm an intubating ass motherfucker.   And that's not to say I intubated one goddam smiling motherfucker.   I'm all the way pro the procedure of it.  I don't have to intubate one goddam stupid punk.   They do it at the hospital, bud.

At the very beginning of the pandemic the news reported that patients diagnosed (we guess) with covid required a medical procedure.   A tube had to be ram-jammed down the patients glotis so to manage whatever the problem was, and each intubation, as the procedure was called, was billed to the federal government at $39,000. a pop.   

A load of covid sufferers were intubated.  A rather gruesome and, for the medical establishment, lucrative procedure.   With glowing cause and effect relationship.  If the patient has a  headache the doctor must prescribe two aspirin, a couple thousand dollars each. 

I just wanted to share the way business models play Monopoly with the media and the government.  And the medical establishment that profits from disease, no matter from whence in comes.   The news was buddy chums and pals to a cash flow system, government to service provider.   The people, the wee folk, are being made sick, and treated, all at once, on going, till the cows come home, we all croak.  


Cheers, yours truly.






Thursday, October 9, 2025

New Feature: Fucking Sick Fairy Tales

 




Once  upon a time there was a heavy mauve dwarf.  It was a sub-human asshole, in the sense of having a really awful disposition, and it would always show up wherever nice people meet.   


Back then, in truncated nebulous timelines, there used to be a Unitarian Universalist Church right near here, in the Guano Forest, where all sorts of diverse and wonderful people met.  The Heavy Mauve Dwarf  began frequenting those lively, therapeutic church services.   


The dwarf was so ugly all the cosmetic surgery in the world couldn’t make it nearly as gorgeous as the late Michael Jackson or the currently authoritative 

Pam Bondi.   It’s appearance could be helped slightly if it invested in a wardrobe, but it wore ugly worn-out jeans and a tee shirt from some asshole bar in a state, out west, no one here gives a shit about.  No one in Pittsburgh gives a flying fuck about people in other locations.  But it has become a local tradition to pretend to, and to make fabulous shows of concern for victims of anything awful.  Leave it to assholes like the Dwarf to show up, and make everyone feel oogie. 


The Dwarf aside, church members ranged from mediocre to fabulous in beauty.   Some of the kind, generous free thinking Unitarian Universalists were physically and, dare it be noted here, sexually attractive.    


Men would congregate near the most attractive women, hoping to land some pussy.  But the Ugly Dwarf would walk up, and put the ladies off.    None of the women could get horny for a normal heterosexual man, because they were grossed out by the Ugly Dwarf.    No one got pussy.   And the men and women, alike, object to the use of violence.  No matter how bad the Ugly Dwarf needed it. 


Meetings at that formerly wonderful Unitarian Universalist Church sucked something awful after that.   Soon, no one cool came to church anymore.  Only the few sad assholes willing to hang out with the Ugly Mauve Dwarf.  No one worth pissing on knows what happened after that.  The whole point of Unitarian Universalism was pissed away, down the shit pipes of oblivion.  The end.


Monday, October 6, 2025

Color Blind Is Good

 



Nobody remembers the concept of equality called Color Blind.   If people were enlightened, they would have advanced past differentiating people by race or ethnicity.   Equal rights and status means not equating race with net worth, intelligence, honesty, validety etc.   Equal means equally accountable.   Shitsky.  Also, on the burly/hairy side of the matter,  people will never achieve equal social acceptance, irrespective of race, gender, or ethnicity.  People just don't fucking like one another all the same, Jesus fucking Christ...   Tough shit.   One needn't be a drooling racist asshole.   One can tolerate others, happy is piglets in crapola.


Color Blind is the goal.   People have been jerking off to the concept of liberation and equality while sustaining race politics.   That's the wrong way.   Reminding people that there is inequality doesn't do any good.   Virtue signalling is garbage.     Bullshit. Sucks. Assholes. Assholes.  Color Blind in the new Flower Power.  Peace is Flower Power.   Liberation is Flower Power.   Meditations, affirmations, love.