Madcaps.   Worn in nuthouses to reduce incidents of head lice.   Bonnets of all sorts have been worn to keep grime out and one's privacy within.   Superstitions such as never letting anyone leave their dirty, grimy hat on a bed.  It is bad luck to leave a hat on a bed.   It goes to lice infestations.  Some cowboy asswipe throws his ten gallon hat on the bed, it could give everyone in the flop house a case of vermin.  People need to wear a hat.

 

 How the fuck am I unreasonable?   Don't be that way.  

Is it really that hard to go to Dollar Tree and buy yourself a twelve inch adjustable wrench?   They have 'em.   Good'ns.  They run five bucks, and they sell this crow bar multi-task tool, also five bucks, and I damn near creamed the Bermudas seeing a claw hammer your family would be proud to be seen with.    They got decent locking pliers for five bucks, too.  It's a goddam feat.  Economic marvels.

I carry a twelve inch adjustable wrench everywhere I go.  Some jag-off pulls shit on the horizontal planer at work he gets one elbow cracked from behind.  Hurts to fuck.  Then I yell in his asshole face, "Hey asshole, quit fucking around on the horizontal planer, asshole."  

Hit the guy's elbow with the flat part, where the adjustment screw is at.   That could save you having to send out for a new planer cutter disk set up.  That'll run more than five bucks, I'll tell you that.  

   

We was learned this shit good in the farm belt where I'm from.   Thanks for reading.

 People everywhere were happier and more sociable when there was abundant lead based wall paint and asbestos shag rugs in the kid's play rooms.  Safety.   Before everyone was forced like slaves to buy safety equipment, goggles for fuck sake, there was more disposable income for cigarettes and alcohol.   Now everyone is dying of fentanyl.   What assholes.   

Intellectualism, once prized on the East Coast, has been eating shit.   Universities have become the worst places for free thinking people.  And no asbestos.   Fuckers.   They killed all their mold spores, and are barren.  No silverfish flazzing out from under unsanitary claw foot bath tubs.  Asbestos ceiling tiles.  Safety.  Make's you puke.

No more lead water pipes and the H20 is shitty, like out a hyena's bung.   Giraffe whiz.   Ape droppings.  City water.   Just spike it with LSD.   People will love it.

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 I wish there was a comprehensive position break-down in politics.  Not so.  Uncertainty is up.  Know-how no longer matters.  No place to apply it.   One needs loose nuts and bolts to give the adjustable wrench a work out.   No dice.   What used to be grass roots politics is now compliance.  Shit.  No traction.  Useful idiots blowing each other for the team.  

The new way is to accept silent invisibility.   Free speech used to matter.  Now it's shit.  

Thanks for reading.