People everywhere were happier and more sociable when there was abundant lead based wall paint and asbestos shag rugs in the kid's play rooms.  Safety.   Before everyone was forced like slaves to buy safety equipment, goggles for fuck sake, there was more disposable income for cigarettes and alcohol.   Now everyone is dying of fentanyl.   What assholes.   

Intellectualism, once prized on the East Coast, has been eating shit.   Universities have become the worst places for free thinking people.  And no asbestos.   Fuckers.   They killed all their mold spores, and are barren.  No silverfish flazzing out from under unsanitary claw foot bath tubs.  Asbestos ceiling tiles.  Safety.  Make's you puke.

No more lead water pipes and the H20 is shitty, like out a hyena's bung.   Giraffe whiz.   Ape droppings.  City water.   Just spike it with LSD.   People will love it.