How the fuck am I unreasonable?   Don't be that way.  

Is it really that hard to go to Dollar Tree and buy yourself a twelve inch adjustable wrench?   They have 'em.   Good'ns.  They run five bucks, and they sell this crow bar multi-task tool, also five bucks, and I damn near creamed the Bermudas seeing a claw hammer your family would be proud to be seen with.    They got decent locking pliers for five bucks, too.  It's a goddam feat.  Economic marvels.

I carry a twelve inch adjustable wrench everywhere I go.  Some jag-off pulls shit on the horizontal planer at work he gets one elbow cracked from behind.  Hurts to fuck.  Then I yell in his asshole face, "Hey asshole, quit fucking around on the horizontal planer, asshole."  

Hit the guy's elbow with the flat part, where the adjustment screw is at.   That could save you having to send out for a new planer cutter disk set up.  That'll run more than five bucks, I'll tell you that.  

   

We was learned this shit good in the farm belt where I'm from.   Thanks for reading.