Okay. I'm more or less at liberty, and you need a Rasputin. Didn't think I'd pull this kind of stunt, did ya'? Ayn Rand might have liked this rant.
There are these assholes, in the corporate world, private and public, in twitty NGOs, and even in the few remaining tech companies that still have cash to waste on their retarded friends. They are called 'consultants,' and they all do something putatively miraculous for your organization. Most are unemployed executives who founded a consulting firm. Some of them teach you how to run your premises. Some are completely useless jack offs. But a guru is a lone wolf with the gift for instruction. I'm one of these lone horse conversants.
For a set fee, I can get the gunk out of your ontology. Not a bad slogan.
There are these assholes, in the corporate world, private and public, in twitty NGOs, and even in the few remaining tech companies that still have cash to waste on their retarded friends. They are called 'consultants,' and they all do something putatively miraculous for your organization. Most are unemployed executives who founded a consulting firm. Some of them teach you how to run your premises. Some are completely useless jack offs. But a guru is a lone wolf with the gift for instruction. I'm one of these lone horse conversants.
For a set fee, I can get the gunk out of your ontology. Not a bad slogan.
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