There are a lot of religious fundamentalists in Pennsylvania. In some communities, you can be stoned to death for saying "Osmond Brothers."
There are snake handling cults. Rattle snakes. Water mocassins. Venomous rubber snakes they sell in tourist traps near Miami. These zealots go into a frenzy and dance around, reciting bullshit real loud. Sometimes they get bit. Usually they just swell up and scream to the music.
Polygamy. There are whole towns made up of inbred polygamists. This adds up. Towns get bigger. These are horny ridge runners. When not posing in front of the tractor with their pitch forks, they are engaged in an orgy.
Religious freedom. All for it.
There are snake handling cults. Rattle snakes. Water mocassins. Venomous rubber snakes they sell in tourist traps near Miami. These zealots go into a frenzy and dance around, reciting bullshit real loud. Sometimes they get bit. Usually they just swell up and scream to the music.
Polygamy. There are whole towns made up of inbred polygamists. This adds up. Towns get bigger. These are horny ridge runners. When not posing in front of the tractor with their pitch forks, they are engaged in an orgy.
Religious freedom. All for it.
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