The new guru
is not a kangaroo
no weapons in the pouch
pleasuring the cat on the couch
no hopping here
the silk polymer from out the worm's third eye
streams up and over
synthetic silk in blue
Gushing from my soul, like striped toothpaste out a tube of Pepsident being stomped on, the status of gurus everywhere is walking up my ass. Are there any real ones? Were there ever? Are all of them desperate horn dogs who must wrap their taboo deeds of choice in cloaks of ritual and fakery? From my searches, the facts say, "Well, folks, most often, if the dude or dude-ette don't hold to sound reason, his/her status with the occult may not be all that stellar." Your guru might be full of shit. Some of the creeps are con personages. Some are incompetent assholes who can't hack it among more critical personage, such as corporate conservatives or rigorous academics.
Guess the possibility for honest exchange of goods and services should come skipping in with rose petals raining from my shabby drop ceiling. People are able to teach one another almost anything. Any teacher can name his/her price. Sometimes it's free of charge, because even sick yahoos like myself will admit it can be rewarding to share information. Business and professional networking doesn't have to be all secular. Why, some peckerheads take pride in assisting a positive outcome. There's nothing wrong with accepting payment for useful services. Lots of people could use a helping hand, through the process of divination. How many busy corporate execs have time these days to search the numinous nooks and crannies, these overworked, money grubbing days?
Last growl form deep within the keeshkas, people have been imposing their political agendas onto everything. One can't seem to bake bread without having to prove that the flour was powdered by party-approved, socially engineered millstone rotators. Everyone has been forced to act as a cheering section for unwanted victories. A guru can teach, believe it or not, without being a card carrying liberal, socialist, humanist, and heaven forbid he or she should discuss free market economics. Gee it would suck if he or she didn't agree with the local partisanship, Years ago, liberals foisted their spoor onto everything. We're not all liberals.
is not a kangaroo
no weapons in the pouch
pleasuring the cat on the couch
no hopping here
the silk polymer from out the worm's third eye
streams up and over
synthetic silk in blue
Gushing from my soul, like striped toothpaste out a tube of Pepsident being stomped on, the status of gurus everywhere is walking up my ass. Are there any real ones? Were there ever? Are all of them desperate horn dogs who must wrap their taboo deeds of choice in cloaks of ritual and fakery? From my searches, the facts say, "Well, folks, most often, if the dude or dude-ette don't hold to sound reason, his/her status with the occult may not be all that stellar." Your guru might be full of shit. Some of the creeps are con personages. Some are incompetent assholes who can't hack it among more critical personage, such as corporate conservatives or rigorous academics.
Guess the possibility for honest exchange of goods and services should come skipping in with rose petals raining from my shabby drop ceiling. People are able to teach one another almost anything. Any teacher can name his/her price. Sometimes it's free of charge, because even sick yahoos like myself will admit it can be rewarding to share information. Business and professional networking doesn't have to be all secular. Why, some peckerheads take pride in assisting a positive outcome. There's nothing wrong with accepting payment for useful services. Lots of people could use a helping hand, through the process of divination. How many busy corporate execs have time these days to search the numinous nooks and crannies, these overworked, money grubbing days?
Last growl form deep within the keeshkas, people have been imposing their political agendas onto everything. One can't seem to bake bread without having to prove that the flour was powdered by party-approved, socially engineered millstone rotators. Everyone has been forced to act as a cheering section for unwanted victories. A guru can teach, believe it or not, without being a card carrying liberal, socialist, humanist, and heaven forbid he or she should discuss free market economics. Gee it would suck if he or she didn't agree with the local partisanship, Years ago, liberals foisted their spoor onto everything. We're not all liberals.
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