Not that I won't try anything once, but I'm assuming it is impossible for a person to impregnate a baboon, except by way of some tubing, a lord and lady baboon, and an ape Viagra. A person can't have kids by way of apes, dogs or ferrets. People are defined as people for the their ability to have kids together, no matter what race the two partners are. A Brit can knock up an Asian. Asians can knock up all the Scandanavians they can coax into their conversion vans. An African person can impregnate an Eskimo. It is through reproduction that the evolutionary process plays Double Yahtzee with Fate, and a species, such as us, can be identified for it's ability to take the Wild Thing to full term, with babies to prove conception took place, and not a mere act of illegal sex. This is great because it proves that all races are equally human! We have only differing cultures to blame for the heat and commotion.
Then, of all goddam things, there's the origin of the species debates, all infinity of them, always going on, though not too prominently in mainstream media. Seems the birds and bees have never been more hush hush, more a matter of propaganda and mind control. That's why I want to share my latest thoughts on evolution. I thought of this shit all by myself, discussed it with a few pals, and even did marginal research on the internet. My theory, which, it seems, other people also hatched, is that the human races evolved separately, and that conditions on Earth are prime for evolution of precisely the people, animals, plants and germs that are or have been here among us. White people evolved in Central Europe. Asians evolved in Asia. Africans evolved in Africa. Once a race becomes advanced enough to impregnate a person of a differing race, it's fair game to say someone evolved to the point of being a potential Ward or June, Barack or Michelle, John or Yoko. It is evolution that coughed up the human condition that everyone has to wheeze through together. Mankind must resolve it's many hassles. If only everyone, all at once, could just get drunk and screw. I think it can all work itself out.
Then, of all goddam things, there's the origin of the species debates, all infinity of them, always going on, though not too prominently in mainstream media. Seems the birds and bees have never been more hush hush, more a matter of propaganda and mind control. That's why I want to share my latest thoughts on evolution. I thought of this shit all by myself, discussed it with a few pals, and even did marginal research on the internet. My theory, which, it seems, other people also hatched, is that the human races evolved separately, and that conditions on Earth are prime for evolution of precisely the people, animals, plants and germs that are or have been here among us. White people evolved in Central Europe. Asians evolved in Asia. Africans evolved in Africa. Once a race becomes advanced enough to impregnate a person of a differing race, it's fair game to say someone evolved to the point of being a potential Ward or June, Barack or Michelle, John or Yoko. It is evolution that coughed up the human condition that everyone has to wheeze through together. Mankind must resolve it's many hassles. If only everyone, all at once, could just get drunk and screw. I think it can all work itself out.
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