Look at all that shit on the official Not-Too-Social Hour marquee! Some of it actually exists right now, Captain Fire-groin is in production, and I will be adding new characters to the show. The Singing Diddlies are fiction at this point, but could be filled in, like a cherry pie, with guests who are able to play the musical instruments graciously provided by the Music Laboratory. Buttwhack Morgan exists as a comic series that I did on paper a long time ago, but now he will re-appear as recurring feature, using a plastic action figure to play Buttwhack Buttwhack Morgan is modeled after a person I used to drink with. A jerk with both a serious drinking problem, and he had a nauseating sexual obsession that he talked about, too much, too loud. I was obliged to dissassociate with the person upon whom Buttwhack is modelled. Vince Victim will be a very easy comedy skit to put into operation. Guests will be encouraged to hate and victimize Vince Victim, accusing him of anything fun to hear about, and the guest will then crush Vince Victim, on a thick wooden block, using a bright red ball pene hammer.
The Not-Too-Social Hour is sponsored, in small part, by the Alice and Steve Fire-groin family, also by Annette and Zachary Fire-groin, all dear close relatives of our own, Captain Fire-groin. Some of Zack's dysfuntional kids will be working here as key grips, whatever a 'key grip is.' Doesn't matter. It's family
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