I have a new alter-ego.  It is non-gender bending, and is not a new drag queen name.  Mr. Reisner is a common heterosexual with a flair for style.   Straight men care about interior design.  Nice fabrics.  I comment on women's haute couture, when it is in any way helpful, complimentary.

My new name is Cardinal Bitchaloo.    Heterosexual bitch.   I'm a well adjusted, sentient, one.  I'm a mindful masculine bitch.   This is where it can be necessary to get on the that elastic sense of reality.  You have it, Sugar.   Cardinal Bitchaloo, over and out.