Fiction: This is not my best creative writing, but I want you to love it.

 

What kind of pervert is he?   He'd jack off to a picture of iceberg lettuce.   

He doesn't stop when there's company.   He's a terrible person and unbelievable fertile.   He could repopulate the world with sociopaths like himself.   And he's well liked on the party circuit.   Who says drugs are a bad thing?

I miss the dude, had a heart defect and he coked his ass to death deliberately.   In trouble.  Not like going to jail, but his network was going down, and his way of life, jerking off and fucking more than normal, exponentially, was devastating.  He was quietly devastated.  Went out quietly, leaving his remains to the nurse who let him use her apartment in exchange for reliable abundant sex on demand. There were problems everyone was noticing, such as scarcities.  Also diseases were spreading like red wine on a gingham table cloth.  

Most important, he and I, not exactly but near enough, shared a gene or two.  For being very complex and anti-orthodox.   With large libido.   He lived fast and croaked at 35.    I changed speed too many times to count and don't have congenital heart disease.   How fucked.

Cognitive Twerking

 

It was an entertainer, Miley Cirus who invented, made famous, a dance move she called 'twerking.'  No need to describe it in words, it's on video hither/tither and is known like the Grand Canyon, or Yosemite Park.  She, last I researched twerking, had stopped doing it and moved forward in her career.  I have to credit the author, she, Ms. Cyrus when I use the word she coined, twerk.   I thought of the phrase 'cognitive twerking' today, and need to share it.  My mind twerks often.

It matters, I tell you, that the mind can do what Miley did on stage.  Every day.  And when dreaming.

To be a free thinking person, one must twerk in mind.

 I feel like a heel to bring it up, but maybe people are doing 'suicide by cop' in order to become posthumously famous.   I suspect the ICU nurse  went with open gun carry so to cause his own death and make himself a martyr to social justice.   Another secular equivalent to religious dogma.  But in this case, people want to be famous civil rights heros.   Far out.

I feel like a puke for bringing up a few things.  The media keeps reminding that the victim was an ICU nurse.  There are zillions of true crime shows about nurses who poisoned patients, killed husbands for insurance, stole all sorts of drugs for sale for all reasons, homicide and sex crimes among them.  Family killer Grant Amato was a nurse before being fired for stealing drugs and then killing his mom, dad and brother, in cold blood.  I mention this crap because Pretti is being painted as a saint.  He had a gun in plain site.  And was resisting arrest.   Nurses are respected, skilled professionals, with the same criminality common to white collar and blue collar criminals.  Speaking of, it's never legal to obstruct a police action.   Someone could get the impression that because the man was a nurse he used proper judgment, and was mitigated, in bringing a gun, open carry, to a protest in which people were obstructing a police action.   Please be aware that the social justice movement is a linguistic war, a war of semantics.  

His judgment sucked assholes!  Unless...

as I am conjecturing, he and Renee intended to die for the cause, and in turn, become, as a reward, a famous name in civil rights.    This may be a stupid load of conjecture on my part, but it's my theory, and I needs me to communicate.  Don't get angry.   Get open to free thinking people.   

Madcaps.   Worn in nuthouses to reduce incidents of head lice.   Bonnets of all sorts have been worn to keep grime out and one's privacy within.   Superstitions such as never letting anyone leave their dirty, grimy hat on a bed.  It is bad luck to leave a hat on a bed.   It goes to lice infestations.  Some cowboy asswipe throws his ten gallon hat on the bed, it could give everyone in the flop house a case of vermin.  People need to wear a hat.

 

 How the fuck am I unreasonable?   Don't be that way.  

Is it really that hard to go to Dollar Tree and buy yourself a twelve inch adjustable wrench?   They have 'em.   Good'ns.  They run five bucks, and they sell this crow bar multi-task tool, also five bucks, and I damn near creamed the Bermudas seeing a claw hammer your family would be proud to be seen with.    They got decent locking pliers for five bucks, too.  It's a goddam feat.  Economic marvels.

I carry a twelve inch adjustable wrench everywhere I go.  Some jag-off pulls shit on the horizontal planer at work he gets one elbow cracked from behind.  Hurts to fuck.  Then I yell in his asshole face, "Hey asshole, quit fucking around on the horizontal planer, asshole."  

Hit the guy's elbow with the flat part, where the adjustment screw is at.   That could save you having to send out for a new planer cutter disk set up.  That'll run more than five bucks, I'll tell you that.  

   

We was learned this shit good in the farm belt where I'm from.   Thanks for reading.

 People everywhere were happier and more sociable when there was abundant lead based wall paint and asbestos shag rugs in the kid's play rooms.  Safety.   Before everyone was forced like slaves to buy safety equipment, goggles for fuck sake, there was more disposable income for cigarettes and alcohol.   Now everyone is dying of fentanyl.   What assholes.   

Intellectualism, once prized on the East Coast, has been eating shit.   Universities have become the worst places for free thinking people.  And no asbestos.   Fuckers.   They killed all their mold spores, and are barren.  No silverfish flazzing out from under unsanitary claw foot bath tubs.  Asbestos ceiling tiles.  Safety.  Make's you puke.

No more lead water pipes and the H20 is shitty, like out a hyena's bung.   Giraffe whiz.   Ape droppings.  City water.   Just spike it with LSD.   People will love it.

Blurb: Why I'm an abstruse-ass MF

 I wish there was a comprehensive position break-down in politics.  Not so.  Uncertainty is up.  Know-how no longer matters.  No place to apply it.   One needs loose nuts and bolts to give the adjustable wrench a work out.   No dice.   What used to be grass roots politics is now compliance.  Shit.  No traction.  Useful idiots blowing each other for the team.  

The new way is to accept silent invisibility.   Free speech used to matter.  Now it's shit.  

Thanks for reading.