The humor is really picking up here.  What do you call a mailman who lost his job?..Just some dude!  Hilarious. It's a way-homer.   If you think about the linguistics, the semantics, the fucking semiotics for fuck sake, you can't help comprehending the humor that is being offered to you, dear people, and you should be shitting yourself with intense, uncontrollable laughter.   I told a joke.    Some folks find it funny when a person breaks wind.    Anything.  Laugh.  Like the opera in which an ugly clown makes this miserable show of emotion.   Yock it up.   No sense being a ass-fucking stupid sour puss.   Thanks for reading.  I feel closer for writing this to Dale Fucking Carnegie.  I'm fucking nearly Will Fucking Rogers.  Thanks again.  Big ones.