Hello everyone, Trump is a swine, I don't support the SOB, I don't support politicians, and I feel like vomiting at the thought of our asshole two party system which no one is any longer capable of navigating with any degree of ethics or honor.

Oh, hello again.   Here's the shit that's cooking upstairs:  I'm thinking there may be a plan to transition the US economy from a very fucked up service economy to a reasonably functioning consumer manufacturing economy.   Washing machines and lawn tractors.   Dinnerware made here and not in China or Pakistan.  Less people working in government and non-government agencies.  More factories.  Less dependence on government.   

I think Trump's plan for right now is to scare people off the welfare system and into what is hoped to become the new semi-skilled labor market.  The threat to cut SNAP benefits is like a dull Claymore sword swinging both directions at the poor folks.   If it works, people will be more willing, by necessity, to accept lower paying jobs than would be preferred.   This will stink for a lot of people, as the cost of housing is exorbitant and beyond the means of the working poor.   OTOH, if the fed subsidizes affordable housing programs and at state and city level the money isn't, like per normal, stolen or pissed away on BS, the United States could see a programatic shift from social economics (and corruption) to relatively honest, straight forward goods and services in a private, relatively free market economy.

The cost of real estate needs to go down.   The high cost of that shit has been crippling the economy, at household level, for decades now.   Pittsburgh used to be affordable, now it's over-priced and hostile.  Bad work on the part of leadership.   Tsk.    If there was a goal to work toward now, it's to achieve a low rent/low wage economy commensurate with consumer manufacturing business models.   Thanks for reading.

Come up and visit Bleeding Anus Vineyards

 

No secret about wine.  'in vino veritas.'  No liars.  Only the truth when winos guzzle wine.  

 Hi.  I'm Jolly Bruce, vintner, and I grow grapes that smell like shit.  They have to, for the wine to be authentic.  Wine lovers hate mendacity.  I could blow chunks  thinking about anyone breaking with tradition.   My people mixed shitty vino for ages now.  Why change?

Buy your ass a case of Colon Cancer Reserve.   It's white wine.   Fucking near Gewertztraminer, but it has pigeon shit floating in it like a colloidal suspension.    It's customary to drink around the droppings, as we say on the Continent.   People over there are so much better than stupid assholes here.  

Americans are hopeless barbarians living off the charity of delusional progressives, while an old guard of conservative people plan outright annihilation of non-sentient ugly peons.   Blue bloods only.    Enjoying case after case of wine from Bleeding Anus Vineyards.

I may be a little man, but I fart like a polar bear.

 This post is complete BS.   I'm the founding member of Shitfart Galleries.   I'm going to show paintings painted by painters who fart, loudly, unpredictably and happily.   Art appreciators are welcome to come fart with the artists and  me.   I like to fart, loudly, with strangers, who are farters waiting to make more friends who paint paintings and fart. 

I  need people to understand me.   There is no relationship between art objects and flatulence.  The two integers stand alone and mute among what  Shitfart Galleries are, philosophically.  
Art lovers are free, encouraged, in some cases, for extra-ordinary shit, paid to break wind.   I shall install turbine generators that make malodorous free electricity.   Everyone should fart for lower utility costs.  But it's more than that.   We have feelings

I feel better farting!

 

 

No disrespect, people did their best  by joining the No Kings protests.  I'm still advising it is safer and more beneficial not to protest in public, for safety reasons.   Too many violent buttholes out there.  Sorry not to be with the program.

With SNAP benefits at  risk, a vital federal food program, Dems may consider offering consessions to appease the GOP Party.  Of course that will suck for lots of people, but at this point people need to act on practical necessity.  Don't hassle the federal government, tone down protest, publicize peace and charity initiatives.   Dems need to be about peace and nonviolence, equal justice.  Peace.

Forcible Regression

People devolve in oh-so-many ways.   Genetically, as the worst people have enough children per violent criminal scum to offset the ratio of good people to bad ones, moving directly to massive and despicable.  En mass.  Socially, too, as they respond to economic buggery.  In that department it's less skill, more cluster B bullshit organic and learned in school.  

The West is declining as people compromise or abandon common ethics in favor of anything from immediate need to gala immense sadist glut, whether a free for all orgy,  a biker event or gang activity now.  Pigs, rich, median income level, and poor.   No philanthropists, only role playing douche bags with money.  No identity among civilized, peaceful individuals, and no regard for civil rights.   Might makes right.  And a chickenshitty town. Here.  

Unibomber was an asshole and a loser, but was right about one or two minor goddam things. He was still an idiot.

Science is the answer to all problems.   It's the new plastic Jesus on the dashboard.  Scientists are infallible. The new dogma holds, like part of the body.

Scientists are not infallible.   Some are incompetent.  Or a pig.  Or an asshole.  But people are placing para-religious faith in science and history to validate progressive agendas, all trillion of them.  Scientists make poisons and weapons and experiment on people, as in MK Ultra, and Nazi science fairs of WW2.  The new blind faith that  para-barbarians hold in science is keeping people soft, angry, reactionary and stupid.   There is a method in place by which stupid people can claim title to authority based on what is believed to be valid science.  

People are great for taking action in response to pseudo-science or common sophisticated hoax.  People are deceived by fuck near anyone, scientists and revisionist historians included.

Simplify.   Clone dead people who can provide some sort of role model for stupid helpless hoi-poloi.  It's what archaic religions did and still do, but people are supposed to be intellectually advanced beyond superstition and fairy tales. The federal governmnet should sponsor a program to clone Bing Crosby and Nat King Cole.

Of course I'm not stupid enough to think two singers...to the exclusion of all other...no..other people get to sing the assholes out, but on city buses, piped in free of fucking charge, Bing and Nat only.  It will keep morons relatively calm and orderly.  Maybe pleasant, but that's a lot to conjecture.

There is no other way of applying classical conditioning to thousands of urban morons who can't think for themselves.  Left to be as they are, they are a danger to themselves and society.  These assholes are allowed, encouraged to vote while owning the mind of an English speaking ape.  Classical conditioning, Bing and Nat method, only hope for people.   Only the true elite can handle free speech and free expression.  Barbarians must be controlled with music.   Over the fuck and out. 

 

Agenda time:

I demand justice for human rights violations at a Pennsylvania state university.   

The most pervasively hostile and discriminatory environment I ever dealt with was Edinboro University of Pennsylvania in the 1980s.   As a student I experienced ethnic intimidation perpetrated by students, faculty, administration, and town folk in what was at the time a rural small time college community.

I haven't hardly begun to write about experiences there.   Faculty will be discussed in gross detail.   Deviant and racist misconduct will be discussed at great length.     Gross dishonest and abusive behavior by administrators will come out.  One such traded drugs for sex with undergrads.   Faculty did, too.   

Incompetence and clinical personality disorders, substance problems, other failures by faculty and students will be discussed.   I will be soliciting corroboration far and wide.   Stay tuned.

 I abhor and wish to discourage bigotry against anyone.   Problem these days is people keeping using racial politics wrong, wrong, wrong.   These days calling a person racist is like saying the individual kidnapped the Lindbergh baby.   People have been posting on social media lists of terrible things individual voters are guilty of, by proxy, if they voted for you know who.  Most notably, anything red is called racist, no matter what's up. 

If something is overtly racist, call it out.   Using race to virtue signal is disgusting.   It's sometimes called the 'white savior  complex.   Well heeled white people have to entertain the fantasy that they, alone, are rescuing the poor and oppressed.   How childish.   Progressivism requires greater character and maturity to work to the good.  What ever has been happening, it's NFG.

Voodoo For Amateurs

 

Hombres, I don't know what you are into, but, me, I'm an intubating ass motherfucker.   And that's not to say I intubated one goddam smiling motherfucker.   I'm all the way pro the procedure of it.  I don't have to intubate one goddam stupid punk.   They do it at the hospital, bud.

At the very beginning of the pandemic the news reported that patients diagnosed (we guess) with covid required a medical procedure.   A tube had to be ram-jammed down the patients glotis so to manage whatever the problem was, and each intubation, as the procedure was called, was billed to the federal government at $39,000. a pop.   

A load of covid sufferers were intubated.  A rather gruesome and, for the medical establishment, lucrative procedure.   With glowing cause and effect relationship.  If the patient has a  headache the doctor must prescribe two aspirin, a couple thousand dollars each. 

I just wanted to share the way business models play Monopoly with the media and the government.  And the medical establishment that profits from disease, no matter from whence in comes.   The news was buddy chums and pals to a cash flow system, government to service provider.   The people, the wee folk, are being made sick, and treated, all at once, on going, till the cows come home, we all croak.  

Cheers, yours truly.

New Feature: Fucking Sick Fairy Tales

 

Once  upon a time there was a heavy mauve dwarf.  It was a sub-human asshole, in the sense of having a really awful disposition, and it would always show up wherever nice people meet.   

Back then, in truncated nebulous timelines, there used to be a Unitarian Universalist Church right near here, in the Guano Forest, where all sorts of diverse and wonderful people met.  The Heavy Mauve Dwarf  began frequenting those lively, therapeutic church services.   

The dwarf was so ugly all the cosmetic surgery in the world couldn’t make it nearly as gorgeous as the late Michael Jackson or the currently authoritative 

Pam Bondi.   It’s appearance could be helped slightly if it invested in a wardrobe, but it wore ugly worn-out jeans and a tee shirt from some asshole bar in a state, out west, no one here gives a shit about.  No one in Pittsburgh gives a flying fuck about people in other locations.  But it has become a local tradition to pretend to, and to make fabulous shows of concern for victims of anything awful.  Leave it to assholes like the Dwarf to show up, and make everyone feel oogie. 

The Dwarf aside, church members ranged from mediocre to fabulous in beauty.   Some of the kind, generous free thinking Unitarian Universalists were physically and, dare it be noted here, sexually attractive.    

Men would congregate near the most attractive women, hoping to land some pussy.  But the Ugly Dwarf would walk up, and put the ladies off.    None of the women could get horny for a normal heterosexual man, because they were grossed out by the Ugly Dwarf.    No one got pussy.   And the men and women, alike, object to the use of violence.  No matter how bad the Ugly Dwarf needed it. 

Meetings at that formerly wonderful Unitarian Universalist Church sucked something awful after that.   Soon, no one cool came to church anymore.  Only the few sad assholes willing to hang out with the Ugly Mauve Dwarf.  No one worth pissing on knows what happened after that.  The whole point of Unitarian Universalism was pissed away, down the shit pipes of oblivion.  The end.

Color Blind Is Good

 

Nobody remembers the concept of equality called Color Blind.   If people were enlightened, they would have advanced past differentiating people by race or ethnicity.   Equal rights and status means not equating race with net worth, intelligence, honesty, validety etc.   Equal means equally accountable.   Shitsky.  Also, on the burly/hairy side of the matter,  people will never achieve equal social acceptance, irrespective of race, gender, or ethnicity.  People just don't fucking like one another all the same, Jesus fucking Christ...   Tough shit.   One needn't be a drooling racist asshole.   One can tolerate others, happy is piglets in crapola.

Color Blind is the goal.   People have been jerking off to the concept of liberation and equality while sustaining race politics.   That's the wrong way.   Reminding people that there is inequality doesn't do any good.   Virtue signalling is garbage.     Bullshit. Sucks. Assholes. Assholes.  Color Blind in the new Flower Power.  Peace is Flower Power.   Liberation is Flower Power.   Meditations, affirmations, love.

Flash Fiction: Great Prophylactics!

 

Great condoms, everyone.  Thanks for coming.   I think everyone is finished with the opening...the opening.   We're all finished with the opening and need to get to my speech.   I grew up during the sexual revolution, and became a horny older cuss...but that's irrelevant.  

It was a trend contained in a time chunky.  A thick chocolate candy bar of time.  Today, the American sexual revolution of the 1960s is mere old raisins suspended in chocolate.  

 Trends are all a type of ejaculation, after which stupid people imitate whatever they think attractive, successful people are doing.  I wish it was only sex, but it's everything aside from it as well.  Hence hideous results.  Ugly people make ugly kids, worsening with the unrolling future.  There are so many reasons to be anti-natalist.  I'd like to talk about one late morning where I live:

A family of four could live in one of the condoms a lady dropped on the terazo beside the elevator , accidentally, on her way out of the highrise.   She always wears a huge acrylic wig covering her age and aesthetic challenges aside from the rottenest of assholes, time.   It appears she services residents, probably male, guaranteed to be old and poor, and the lady is probably homeless or in some type of shelter, and, likely, is a sex worker.  We've been on common impersonal speaking terms for a few years.   She always says "have a blessed day."

Like a cartoon cowboy with horse and thick rope, yahoo, I apprehend stray cows and voluntarily compete in a rodeo, as an amateur, for lack of professional anything.  Except sex work.   She was one of a few professionals. 

One professional in the high rise that one late morning.   That condom that fell out of her fake fur bindle as she rose and exited the building was big as the Goodyear blimp.   I learned that rubbers that great exist that late morning.  Sex workers are an institution!  And, as theists argue, there is something out there bigger than me.  There is.  There has to be.   There was evidence.

Aphorisms. Shitty ones. Shitty little aphorisms:

Murder is an extreme form of weenie wagging.   From 200 yards away, the shooter was shaking his wang at the target.   

Partisan politics is a circle jerk.

Firearms are phallic.

So are bullets.

Assassinations are a sex act.

Weaklings are dangerous.

Adults flying at the level of small children are dangerous pieces of shit.

People are dealing with world affairs at the level of small kids. Stupid ones. Turn on. Tune in. Drop out.

Any other thoughts that won’t do much?

 

Anyone believe in hidden messages?   The power of coincidence?  How about syn-fucking-chronicity, for fuck sake?   The Fates are offering an explanation for what's on the news, and people are pretending it makes, as they always exclaim, no sense.  It's a fucking important coincidence that Prez Trump's initials are "DT."    The DTs!  Delerium tremons, the hilarious mental condition alcoholics get as they drink their shitty little brains into nut job pudding.    People having delerium tremons are famous for halucinations like pink elephants, and for acting like a total piece of shit.

I'm only dramatizing.  And splitting a few tough hairs with a rusty razor.  If the United States is a constitutional republic, as some people believe, with two party system, representative democracy, it would be unbecoming for anyone to be drunk with greed and power, like some people.   Epstein.  Musk. Presidents. VPs.   Congress creeps.  All however many of them there are.

  The Maga contingent.  And the hard core leftist contingent is also, in reciprocity, intoxicated with it's college sophistication and new white collar radicalism, or, political science.  People are drunk with the unrealities they are, by virtue of civilization, allowed to sustain, artificially.   

Shitski.   The wet brain is collective, Dems and GOPs alike in their greedy dishonest selfish stupor.  People should learn to ignore the two party system and articulate points of ethics as relevant to, heavens to Betsy, every-fucking-thing.   Thanks for reading.

Heaven Knows It's Asshole

 

It's asshole to racialize anything.   To racialize a problem in society is to unfairly attribute the problem to racial disparity, and to create a toxic false equivalency, such as 'see, only white kids do school shootings.  The person who shot up the Catholic school the other day was white.'

White people, on social media, were reminding the world that white people commit violent crime.  Based only on perception of what is in the news, people of all racial groupings have homicide among beefs and griefs.   Also, domestic violence and extra-mural sex crime.  One more time, people of all racial and ethnic groupings commit all kinds of crime against all sorts of people.  Leave race out of shit.   Thanks for reading.

 

Moments ago I was theologizing, and the commandment 'thou shalt not make graven images' kicked in, like an acid trip.   Artificial Intelligence is a graven image.   All of it.  It is false, fake, deceptive, manipulative, divisive, at odds with reality and with an individuals own perceptions.   AI is an attack against natural human sensuality.  Sin.  

Sharing a "What If..."

 How  is a supposedly white man supposed to discuss anything relevant to African Americans, and that is let alone   trying to explain that Trump may be beneficial, not to all African Americans, but a minority of African Americans.  It's that some small business owners could benefit, both Black and white, from Trumps plan to re-industrialize the US.   

I'm miffed that white people use the pretext of civil rights to inflict harm on their rivals.  When a milk-head is accusing a rival milk-head of being a racist, it's not for reasons of advancing the Cause.  It's expressly and only to damage individuals, and it's done for base self interest.   Bastards, bastards.  

I don't support Trump or any other politician.  Dems have been using the pretext of racism as leverage against Trump.  Whoop on yer rivals more honestly.  Quit using special interest groups as the basis for false and vicious allegations.  Jerks.  Thanks for reading.

jello fly

 

In a free, pluralistic society atheists and sinners are allowed to read and quote the Bible, both the Old Testament and its  sequel, the New Testament.  A quote from the New Testament popped in mind the other day while watching the news.   Matthew (8:22) and Luke (9:60,)  “Let the dead bury the dead.”

Jeffrey Epstein is dead.   There are reasons galore to prosecute, vigorously, all the criminals, perverts, scoundrels and deviants in global slime and hiding under rocks of fools gold.   There really is no good way of mitigating heinous crime.  The quote deals with the need to go forward with prosocial, happy good things.   There may be more harm than good in chasing the elusive characters in the ‘black book.’  

I don’t support Trump, of any other politician.   It’s the element of obstruction, in this case.  Continued investigations and allegations may obstruct goals unrelated to the Epstein case.   One isn’t supporting Trump in asking that priorities be observed.  It’s the need to operate the US.  Just let the stupid, rich, slimy, ugly perverts go play with themselves, they know who they are, and they suck eggs.  But everyone needs to go forward with shit that doesn’t stink so fucking bad.   Focus on humanitarian goals that people can achieve, going forward. Thanks for reading.

 

Watching way too many youtube true crime shows to be healthy.   Institutions are my topic.  The United States used to be a country, now it’s an institution.  Or a network of affiliated ones, most sucking balls, if you will, with fed state and local government.    Hungry.  I could go for a Koberger.  Before I go, there are universities…institutions.   Hospitals, prisons, churches and grade schools are all institutions, and almost everyone has been forced into one institution or other.  Both law enforcement and the military are institutions.  There isn’t much left aside from institutions.

I’ll be right back.  Going to a fast food place.   I’m hungry for a double koberger with cheese, pickles, and Brian Koberger looks like the kind of creep who eats olive/pimento loaf on white bread, with crust removed.  Complete piece of dookie.   I’ll have a slice of pimento loaf on my double cheesy koberger.   And a soda.  

Koberger is accepting life in solitary confinement,in an institution, a prison.   He went to prison from a university he taught at at the time he killed the four beautiful, happy ebullient college students.   That's a fat load of institutionalization.  Not a country any more.  The United States is an institution.

 Damn it, I'll never be chiseled on Mount Rushmore.   Maybe there isn't room left.   More people should be chiseled someplace.   Seems no one gives a hot crap about peace initiatives anymore.   Let's get started.  Epstein.

Forgive and forget.  Turn to Jesus.   Ghislane still has a few miles left on her.  She could raise a fortune for all kinds of charities.    Spokesperson for perverts with disabilities.    With her education she could speak on the subject of one-legged masochists.   

Epstein's dead.   Rich perverts and sex criminals are still out there happy as hogs in crap,  getting away with their loathsomeness. 

 Billionaires can spend fortunes defending themselves against criminal and civil charges, and can bribe the shit out of authorities, witnesses, whomever, people, and most people suck eggs.  They are sinners, and Jesus has been a peach about this  fact  damn near forever.   Forgive everyone!   Turn the other cheek.  Of the ass.  Put more stock in preventing abuse such as Epstein so enjoyed, that asshole.  He's gone.   Fuck 'em.   Ghislane?  Fuck her, too.   Let her have some fun while the sun is shining.   She can raise money for lap dogs that contracted VD during a freak-off.

Forgiving.  Forgetting.   I'm one happy, well adjusted, smiling MF and I want to forgive everyone for being the trash they are.    Be well, ass-wipes.  I am doing a round robin mix of secular humanism and ordinary theism.  Fuckin' aye.   I believe there are more important things than getting even with  A-list creeps.  

 Secular humanism was taught in high schools and colleges, and practiced every where for decades running.  In the main it was intended to allow greater tolerance and diversity.  It was a philosophy of teaching and learning.   Aggression is discouraged in favor of kindness, accommodation and love.  These days, no one gives a shit about secular humanism.

Might be time to dig it back up.  Humanists believed in ignoring hostile or abusive behavior while responding favorably to prosocial stuff.   Ignore Donald Trump.   Focus on human relations, the way people used to before aggressive behavior became the thing.   Resolve conflict.  Teach tolerance.   Promote creativity.   

 

 Try reasoning with people.  See where it gets you.   One could wing up a new concept of the two party system.   Democrats and Republicans needn't oppose one another.   It's legal to agree with an enemy, as long as no one breaks the law, or gets physically stomped on.   But most politicians committed shitloads of crime, white collar, common theft, even some rough stuff.  

 Still,  Dems and GOP individuals aren't enemies, unless they think they are.   Picture a male Democrat and female Republican having sex.   It's a quickie.   They met at a bar, got a snoot full, soon they felt the animal need for sex.  After, there is reflection.    They smoke a cigarette, roll around, and talk politics.

"I'm conservative, a traditionalist, if you will,"  the dour yet lucidly sensuous female Republican says to her pudgy, balding date.

"As long as we have time left before checkout, why don't we have a long talk about the affordable housing debacle?" the male Democrat says.

"That was some really, really satisfying sex, Bill," she said.   "That's why I feel calm and settled enough to talk about banal, unpleasant realities for which everyone holds a fragment of responsibility."

"Shirley," he responds, "I appreciate the way you are able to compartmentalize. All I have for now is what appears to be an agreement.   That thing you said last night during foreplay, about affordable housing, is good here."

Those two people are reasonable.  Different political party, otiose agreement on the issues.   They don't need to be oppositional towards each other.    Members of both parties are sexually compatible, irrespective of affordable housing, DEI, the civil rights movement of whenever, and they can disagree anytime, on anything, while sustaining hot sex.   Sixty nine.   Sit on each other's face.   It's a two party system.  Orgy time.

 

a music video, all original instrumental

 

 

Juergen the European Male Prostitute 5 23 2025

anti-natalism

 I'm a docile, peaceful, empathetic cuss.    This doesn't rule out misanthropy.  Not mutually exclusive.  People can be a pill.   I don't condone violence of any kind, any reason.  There was an asshole who bombed I forget where, on the news, an anti-natalist asshole, killing his own ass and damaging where ever the asshole parked. Sorry.  Terrible thing.   Asshole.

I am an anti-natalist.  I believe people should have the common decency to stop having kids.  The world is crowded and ugly.  Overpopulated.   Sick, sick, sick.  Don't have kids.  Do no harm.   Just use judgment.  Less people is better than more.  But no violence.

WEEDY WEEDY 4

Dear friends, I need to discuss crossing over from what was happening before to my hip hop awakening.  Please enjoy this song.

poem reading with electric bass: Angering 5 19 2025

A Guest Editorial

 Hello everyone, friends, people I hope will become friends, people still harboring flailing concepts of friendship...    I am a guest contributor to Bruce Reisner's blog.  Thanks, Bruce, for this opportunity.

My name is Ogremass  Smithschlager, and I am a recent immigrant to consciousness.   Space is bullshit.  Time is whatever it says on the clock.  No one has to believe an appliance, or take any shit off of it.   Time is shitty for its obsession with how long things take.  Space is obstreperous for being occupied with common stupid jerks and rubbish.  Yet there are nice things.  

Cognition travels the way everyone wished Eurail worked.   Free particulates and waves.  Did you know that particles can whoosh over to their physician's office, and have a surgery that converts it to a wave?  My thinking roves transient and not paying for shit.    Let's get to weed.   

Bruce Reisner, host of this ripsnorting blog, will have nothing to do with marijuana.  He's a prude.  I like the shit, and don't mind talking about it here, on Bruce's blog.  My blog is none of anyone's fucking business, unless they are A-list personage.   I don't let hoi-poloi read my blog.  But that's a personal choice.  Bruce thinks differently. He still plays the egalitarian card.  Tut.   A one-legged woman got on the elevator, and told me, off handedly, giddily, cheerfully, happily that she just smoked weed and was high as a Georgia pine.  

I boarded on the eleventh floor, me dour and like I  am.  A nut job.  Bruce has been very empathetic. He likes to help fucked up people.  Nice guy.  Going down, it stops, doors open and the lady in her modern lite wheel chair device boards.  Being a helpful cuss I say, "what floor, mam?"

I'd never seen the woman smile before.  We've been neighbors in subsidized highrise for seniors for two years now, and she's been one legged and dour every moment previous to this elevator going down.  She started cracking jokes about elevators, elevator buttons, and I don't recall what else.  The woman has a sense of humor.   A lively, alert, genuinely comical sense of humor, and she was letting it go,no pretense, no harm, just a little good happy horseshit on the elevator going down.   She was entertaining and blissful. High as a Georgia pine.

I'd never seen that most typically dour one-legged woman at all happy, and this time around she had smoked herself into happyville, and she let it shine, let it shine, let it shine.  It was an inspiration.  Bruce doesn't give a shit because he doesn't approve of drugs.  He's a prude.   No fun.  But it's sure decent of his old ass to let me use his blog space to make my point.  I don't let just anyone read my blog.  But Bruce, he's egalitarian.  Thanks for reading.

Wee-hoo my comrades, all of you! I'm an ass to do this another round, but I must needs to equate Trump's behavior these last hundred days with economist Milton Friedman's free market economic theories.  I like Milton, even if the political left hates little Milton bad.   

Friedman believed that in an unregulated free market, individuals are at liberty to compete for cash and prizes.  Accordingly, income equality is complete BS, the spoiled mayonnaise of commie hopes.  People act upon opportunity.   People form relationships in mutual interest.  It is believed that small business owners tend have mutual interest in sustaining peace, so as not be disrupted in their work.   Friedman is best liked by libertarians who tend to believe big government is bad for business and bad for a free society. In this point, big government is acting as an authority.  People must comply with the fed, and with regulatory agencies of all sort.   Returning to Trump, less federal government could mean less interference in commerce.  This point of view is common to the conservative right, understanding they are wealthy no matter how the fish fry.

Trump is reducing the scale of the federal government.  I don't support any politicians.  A US president is, to me, just another stupid prick.   I didn't say Thomas Jefferson or Geo Washington were pricks, or douche bags.   Bill Clinton did the prison industrial complex, mass incarcerating black people.  One of the Bush fam said the Constitution was just a piece of paper, and did the Patriot Act.   The Affordable Care Act was grotesque, and protects to this day the wealth and power of the medical establishment.  Returning to whatever, the current downsizing of Fed Gov could be step one to a productive free market economy.  With less regulation, and with less lobbying at the fed level.  

I'm dragging Milton Friedman's economics through the garden in case anyone cares to equate what Trump does with what Milton discussed.  If you feel this is stupid, you may be correct.  One can hate a person and still admit the asshole is right about a goddam thing or three.  And wrong about jesus fuck what else.  Just equate Friedman's economics with what is happening now, and, that aside, have yourself a ball. Over and out, dear ones.

 Sad thing about theories is they're usually wrong. That said, there's an old one about chaos. Dragging this idea through the garden, by inducing a state of chaos, say in the world economy, and the domestic one, too, individuals and organizations are forced to seek order from chaos. The tariff program might produce a crazy quilt of outcomes good and bad. The panic it is inducing, according to the theory, will force people to change the economy, culture, behavior, and whatever else is in the sauce. There may be an explanation for inducing chaos now.

For example, persons displaced in the government downsizing may be forced to seek work in other sectors of the economy. The need for money could drive people to invest in business and industry, as GOPs tend to believe will happen. The chaos theory, this time around could result in new directions in business and social politics. It might also induce a long, miserable recession. I just wanted to chunk out an outlying way of looking at what's up with the Fed. Thanks for reading.

Rant-a-roo by Zane Zog 4-5-2025

 

Singing like a canary, I'm a voting democrat.   Discussing the sense in conservative politics, and philosophy.

Lyrical as an ape playing a harp, Dem leaders have everyone in their camp opposing everything Trump does.   It is a strategy of constant, total opposition to what Trump does, irrespective of merit or potential harm.   Anything he does will have shitty outcomes in the mix.   Dems are preventing positive outcomes by opposing blindly his every move.   

Dems are forcing Trump to act autocratically.   If they were able to support Trump selectively, they might establish productive working relationships hither/thither.  And they might do well for dems and GOPs alike.   The opposition strategy failed to stop the music during Trump's first presidency.  It won't work this time either.   Learn to fucking compromise and to conduct fair point by point analysis.  Democracy can be restored.  For now, enjoy the show.

 Philosophy on the hoof.  This is it.    No political parties.   No politicians.    Assholes, all.   What if people already achieved liberation from patriarchies, stereotypes, authorities, abusers, and fuck who knows else?

Then  there wouldn't be any problem doing free speech.  No one's rights and freedoms could be impinged upon.   Everyone would be safe in their affected, imprinted and groomed sense of self.  

Pardonez, sensitive people. This post is deliberately crude. It's art. An Art Form. Surely someone understands.

He's an ittsy bittsy, teeny weeny

Benito Mussolini

ittsy bittsy teeny weenie

wears a ridiculous beanie

tiny kundalini

(to the the tune of ittsy bittsy, teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini)

how do you feel about bikini bathing suits, ma'm?

it's fine, long as no anus hair is showing.  

her husband lowers his homberg to his waist in a supplicant gesture as he says, "I like seeing some pussy hairs stick out under the elastic band.  

the chorus sings:   anus hair....I seen my fair share... 

"pussy hair" the dancing old fool sings, the house band kicking in on the trumpets and trombone

 

It's a ball buster being centrist, maybe worse for being formerly radical.   Currently, with an authoritarian fed trending, I suggest Dems not do what they did the first time Trump was in.  The obstruction and allegations, drama, resistance, the blind opposition to anything Republican only brought the trouble back in force.   It would have been better to seek common ground with Republicans, to seek mutual understanding, seeing compromise, and best, healthy mutual interest.

It's what Dems need to be into now.  Quit opposing and start inviting coalition.

I invented the term 'squatrain.' It means a new form of poetry that people aren't ready for yet. I write some of my stuff in squatrains.

Haiku in Four Squatrains:

Celebrity germs

Gestate in sparkling limos

Stardust infections

Racing in their Benz

Photographer’s motor bike

Trend setting crack up

Defenestration

Five syllables of falling

With help from a guest

Load will hit the ground

before whatever happened gets

pronounced correctly

Private sponsorship

 

...now that the federal government is downsizing, tax exempt arts organizations are probably next.  It's seem for years that the Pittsburgh Cultural Trust has been king.   Maybe artists should ask, politely, that wealthy people support individual artists without the benefit of the tax exemption.  Support artists who are not 401C3.

Haiku

 

Haiku:  The Load

Rain washed Ash Wednesday

Crabs pull each other back in

When trying to leave

 This is as good a time as any to fess up:   Pam Bondi, Pete Hegseth, and Trump are all members of The Master Race.   I think.  Either formally or informally.   Maybe they all attend conferences someplace superior to here, Pittsburgh, that is.   That's fine with me, if that's the case.   I am a low net worth senior citizen receiving social security and other social supports.   My circumstances suck even if I'm mistaken about the leadership, and they really are dangerous fascists.  

Damn it, I'm just as enthusiastic about eugenics as they are.   People are in a cognitive and ethical downward trajectory.  Hegseth could sell master race sperm for a fortune a pop.   As soon as the DOGE eliminates the gestation period, Pete and Pam can turn out one USDA zygote per month.    That's a lot of superieor human beings, and the SOBs are needed.  Have you seen how fucked up it is downtown?

 Hello dear friends, I'm a smiling antinatalist motherfucker.   Literally.  Done it.   Antinatalism is a social movement  that simply despises babies.   Antinatalists believe the Earth is overpopulated to the point of pending extinction, but in the most immediate way,  the quality of life is a disaster as too many people compete  for everything while being a neurotic slave to the system.

Stop having babies.  Let the Earth get it's shit together.  Flower power.  Sex.   No babies.  Abortions, you betcha'.    Ligations, heck yes.    Pills that make Mr. Happy hard, you betcha'.

I also favor mass lobotomies for violent criminals.  Saves jail space. Nuthouse confinements, less.   Peace.  Tranquility.  People who don't suck will be all the better.    Thanks for reading.

poem reading with bass and bongo 2 22 2025

poem: culling

 Far fucking out the United States is polymorphous.   What might have been an inclusive, broad minded and humane two party system, Dems and GOPs, has wormed shape and form, weight and viscosity.   If the country was a person, it would be the Elephant Man.   With a complex of mental problems.  And no ability to strategize.  People became exclusively one dimensional paper cutouts.   

 Liberal Democrats morphed into wealthy oligarchs, politicians stock traders, lawyers, and fuck whatever else shitty people become as they get rich and powerful.     The GOP was already like that.   I could ralf.  Thanks for reading.

Poem: Clamming Up For Everything

 

Clamming Up For Everything

I

mouse on cotton

traipse the rug

eleventh floor

noiseless the way wire coils drink undertones

when insulated

quiet musicians are mice on cotton

quiet boors on thorazine neglect to obstruct performance

the relatively sane free market

is allowed to gavotte to the right of bankruptcy  

here comes a flat top and there's money in it

Soon people go broke and despair

they get loud

not like a mouse on cotton

or a boor on hypnotic drugs

they squawk like chickens

poem reading 1

 Oooh-weee baby, lets talk medicine.   Ear infection.  I know.   Call a doctor, you stupid moron, I suspect people are thinking, but I was concerned about what it might cost to get professional help.  My ear hurt.  I was getting a wee bit of what I fucking hope was blood on the end of a cotton swab when I tried to clean out what is probably an infected ear canal, like the Russians invaded by submarine through a subversive capillary.   I felt concern and discomfort.  I pondered what to do, then was edified from within and googled the sentence "is it safe to shove antibiotic cream in your ear if you think it's infected?"

I want in the worst way to share the tiny joys that bliss my dreary fourth quarter existence, retired, what ever else shit existentialism pervades.   In seconds the answer unscrambled a kind loving radiant big breasted, "Yes, it is safe to use antibiotic cream to treat your cheapskate loser medical problem.  Assholes everywhere, ones too cheap and unsuccessful  to see a professional, get lovely results by squirting budget brand cream in their ear.  Stick the nozzle in deep, motherfucker!"

So great to receive affirmation!  I unpackaged the dollar store generic tube of fester shit.   Shoved the nozzle in up to the hilt, like it was John C Holmes,   and squeezed the healing ooze right where it it was wanted, in that goddam pustule, a festered zit with the temerity to lodge itself in my beautiful inner ear.   Fuck that jive ass bullshit.   I am in recovery.

No shit, this is the zillionth time a product I bought at a dollar store fixed a medical problem.   Call this weenie wagging, I like to remind the medical establishment, where possible, that common stupid peons have managed without the help of greedy health care conglomerates.   I can follow simple instructions, like shove antibiotic shit in your ear, and sleep off whatever else happened.   Thanks for reading.

 

Sink holes are breaking open all over the place.  They're huge and deep.   It's like making love to a forty year old prostitute.  You have to tie a board to your ass sideways to keep from falling in.

Reciting the Assholiads

Elon Musk's New Job Rant 1 5 2025

 

Yours truly, me, does not support any political candidate.   Voting Dem for life, this does not mean I agree with jack shit anyone does, in Washington DC  or Anywhere EBF.    I don't vote GOP.   This post is about changing grass roots politics, adopting a non-partisan, critical thinking wait-and-see position in regard to the tariff program.   In this shit heap, the simple aspect of applying the tariffs heaves it's hairy fat cakes onto the exponential complexities of long and short term consequences.  No one knows what will happen, not sooner, not later.   Shit will be going down.  I advise against taking aggressive action against the tariff program, as it could fuck up the US economy worse than status quo.  There will be both good and shitty results, the best option is to monitor the news daily, document what is happening, talk about it, but don't do too fucking much else.  Thanks for reading.  More shit is coming down the trough.

VID 20250204 083116

 

Yours truly is a voting centrist Democrat.  Formerly leftist.   Currently libertarian, but allowing for the corporate/government power base.   Limited, regulated free markets might be an objective.  

  It's been a mixed free market and social economy for a long time.  Tax exempt business trended all over creation, most especially as private sector corporate downsizing put executives out of work during the 1970s, 80s and 90s.   That's a lot of public cash flow.   So many people rely on the welfare state in one way or other.   This is a huge demographic, and though the individuals are penniless or poor, huge amounts of money is transfered from health care agencies and funders as poor people get and stay sick.   Sick oldsters are keeping the medical establishment wealthy.   

That's some blather.  I'l think up more dookie soon, and post here.   

 Wooly Bully, dear readers!  I worship the novelty rock band Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs.  

Wooly Bully!    Pittsburgh's own Andy Warhol empowered the young artist, Basquiat, privately, by taking the young Black artist on as a protege in Warhol's community of great talented weirdos.  In so doing,Warhol did his own private version of DEI.    This is mentioned here because the Fed is talking about wiping federally backed DEI off the slate.   Makes sense for progressive individuals to consider the libertarian view that all DEI agendas can be achieved, funded privately by individuals and businesses. 

In the same way a sporting goods supplier can sponsor a little league baseball team, an abortion clinic can sponsor all reproductive services feminists are demanding.   The force of supply and demand in a free market, statist America.   What if things aren't as all fucked up as it seems?

To the best of assholing abilities I have been neutral and relatively disinterested in presidential politics aside from a gentleman's interest in the evening news.    Centrist Democrat.   Pro civil rights, always and forever, as if that matters a great hairy load.   Doesn't.    I've carped before about libertarian philosophy, and that as the Fed weasels boldly out of DEI,  individuals can countervail this by earning money in the free markets and using it to support DEI privately.    Too, voters can concentrate on DEI goals at state and city level, sustaining coctact with state reps and mayors, city council, the news.  The Fed is going out of business.

 

I am a substandard-ass MF.   Low net worth.    Flying at a fraction of industry standard costs.  Is this commendable?   Environmental?   You should see me in my Rhine stone John Fucking Muir hat.   Not that I'm invited to the Sierra Club billion dollar a plate chow down orgies.   The Clinton Foundation put me on their assholes list.    The Dalai Lama told me to fuck myself.   He has more important people to hang out with, like former Mayor Bill Peduto.   

Doofus' , plural, (how does one pluralize 'doofus?')  have/has been producing good quality news and entertainment on the youtube platform.   Are these doofs not substandard?    Is their budget not duck shit compared to CBS and NBC?  The operating budget here, me, mine, is less than duck shit.   I work on a budget of mere guano.   Droppings.  Tiny portions of bird shit.

Is there honor in being dirt poor?   In hacking out news and info, whatever that dog shit may be?  Or is it oligarchs only?   Do peons matter?  Did poor people ever matter?    Thanks for pondering along.